Ha ha, that's a great attitude! Well, since you asked, I have to admit it's basically my lack PHP coding fundamentals other than cutting'n'pasting, plugging in some values into an array, and basically stumbling around trial'n'error style till it works. The link you posted is great but honestly it's a bit over my head- I don't even know where to start.
It's kind of like someone asking how to make a wedding cake but they've only made cupcakes... using a Barbie oven. I was hoping there was ab easily modifiable bit of code that I could hack into what I have, but this isn't the case. I will probably end up hiring someone to do it. Are you available?
