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Ah well...Never mind. It turns out that the Entropy.ch PHP install for Mac OS X has two different php.ini files. One for Web and one for command-line based scripts.
I'll go bother them on their own discussion forum.
After 8 hours of trying to figure this out, I think my eyes are bleeding.