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Saethyr
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Post by Saethyr »

ROFL!!!! :twisted:


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Post by Nay »

Finally, a place for the insane *dances*...

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$the_real_post_count = 0;
$nays_postcount = 0;
while($nays_postcount < 69) {
$the_real_post_count++;
}
Now beat the infinite loop 8).

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Post by Weirdan »

My loop is faster ;)

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Post by Nay »

Hey, not fair! <_<

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Post by phice »

shorter name = faster ;)

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Post by Weirdan »

ok.

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Post by nigma »

Nothing better to do ;) ?
Same here! w00t!
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Post by d3ad1ysp0rk »

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for($i=1;$i>0;$i++){
$everyones_postcount=*$i;
}
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Post by Nay »

phice wrote:shorter name = faster ;)

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while($phice_postcount++);
So that's how you want to play eh?

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while($nay_postcount++);
;)

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Post by twigletmac »

/me resists temptation to go to database and start messing with post counts of users for laugh...

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Post by patrikG »

Somewhere I read that the postcount is and indication of the penis-size of the poster. Nothing wrong with trying to fake it, guys, but as pumped up as it may be, you'll still know it's fake.

<-- every single post is genuine
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Post by JayBird »

patrikG wrote:Somewhere I read that the postcount is and indication of the penis-size of the poster. Nothing wrong with trying to fake it, guys, but as pumped up as it may be, you'll still know it's fake.

<-- every single post is genuine
Don't think that goes for Twigletmac :)
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Post by patrikG »

Yeah, but I don't have a clue what female physical attributes a postcount mirrors. I could speculate, but that'd be feeble.
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Post by JayBird »

speculate, please do.... ;)
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Post by patrikG »

With all due consideration of your avatar, I don't think you need to let your imagination gallop very far.
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