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Saethyr
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by Saethyr » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:31 pm
ROFL!!!!
Saethyr
Nay
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Posts: 951 Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:03 am
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by Nay » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:42 pm
Finally, a place for the insane *dances*...
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$the_real_post_count = 0;
$nays_postcount = 0;
while($nays_postcount < 69) {
$the_real_post_count++;
}
Now beat the infinite loop
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-Nay
Weirdan
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by Weirdan » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:13 pm
My loop is faster
Nay
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by Nay » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:16 pm
Hey, not fair! <_<
-Nay
phice
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by phice » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:57 pm
shorter name = faster
Weirdan
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by Weirdan » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:02 pm
ok.
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$i= &$Weirdan_postcount;
while($i++);
nigma
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Posts: 1094 Joined: Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:49 am
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by nigma » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:04 pm
Nothing better to do
?
Same here! w00t!
d3ad1ysp0rk
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by d3ad1ysp0rk » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:09 pm
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for($i=1;$i>0;$i++){
$everyones_postcount=*$i;
}
weeee
Nay
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by Nay » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:48 pm
phice wrote: shorter name = faster
So that's how you want to play eh?
-Nay
twigletmac
Her Royal Site Adminness
Posts: 5371 Joined: Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:21 am
Location: Essex, UK
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by twigletmac » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:33 am
/me resists temptation to go to database and start messing with post counts of users for laugh...
Mac
patrikG
DevNet Master
Posts: 4235 Joined: Thu Aug 15, 2002 5:53 am
Location: Sussex, UK
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by patrikG » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:14 am
Somewhere I read that the postcount is and indication of the penis-size of the poster. Nothing wrong with trying to fake it, guys, but as pumped up as it may be, you'll still know it's fake.
<-- every single post is genuine
JayBird
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by JayBird » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:26 am
patrikG wrote: Somewhere I read that the postcount is and indication of the penis-size of the poster. Nothing wrong with trying to fake it, guys, but as pumped up as it may be, you'll still know it's fake.
<-- every single post is genuine
Don't think that goes for Twigletmac
patrikG
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Location: Sussex, UK
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by patrikG » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:33 am
Yeah, but I don't have a clue what female physical attributes a postcount mirrors. I could speculate, but that'd be feeble.
JayBird
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by JayBird » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:38 am
speculate, please do....
patrikG
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by patrikG » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:49 am
With all due consideration of your avatar, I don't think you need to let your imagination gallop very far.