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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 6:52 pm
by discobean
how about?

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<?='hello world'?>

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 6:53 pm
by JPlush76
ohhh the competition is getting dicey, this job is soooo up in the air right now

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:28 pm
by phice

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hello world

*oooooooo* *ahhhhhhh*

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:42 am
by twigletmac
:lol: fantastic

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:57 am
by []InTeR[]
What does it pay?

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:34 am
by pootergeist
pay? 8O pay is for asp typists (programmers is too high a word for asp)

and why do all the best jobs go before I have a chance to answer?

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:41 am
by patrikG
and why do all the best jobs go before I have a chance to answer?
Alas, why indeed. That is the question. 'Tis so for the world is turning by laws beyond mortal reach, divine and eternal.

Alright - forget that. There is a one-line answer to this:

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<?='Hello, World!''?>
:twisted:

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:38 am
by JPlush76
[]InTeR[] wrote:What does it pay?
the pay is I tell my friends you're a cool guy and just knowing 3 people think you rock should be pay enough mr greedy

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:02 pm
by discobean
phice wrote:

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hello world

*oooooooo* *ahhhhhhh*
/me hangs head in shame

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 7:34 pm
by Robert A.
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This is not a project for a seasoned programmer.

This is perfect for a beginner who wants to practice! :D

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:35 am
by McGruff
I don't think anyone is taking your plea for help very seriously. I would LOVE to help for free while you make lots of money.

PS: would you like a kidney as well? I've got two.

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 1:24 am
by evilcoder
i dont mind pitching it, i have 2 working lungs if you want one. That will take the pressure off you gruff.

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 4:18 am
by patrikG
JPlush76, can you post the job-spec again?
I have a friend who didn't believe me when I told him that I would be working for this really important, top-secret government agency and they would be relying on my code. Do I get my own secure ummm... i-pod, secure head-phones and bodyguards 24/7? Would they be everywhere I am?

Wow. When do I start?

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:55 pm
by Brian
patrikG wrote:

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<?="hello world"?>
<------- most efficient :)

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<?="hi"?>

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:02 pm
by m3mn0n
lmfao!

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