this project seems to be far too advanced for a looser like me, but I beg you to hire me.
Although not having any childrens that need to be fed there are some neighbour's kids that do need a hero.
If certain mental disabilities are required to get the job ...I can work on it.
If you needed a sample of me I could send you my right arm (but need it back as soon as I'm hired)
305h/week is fine since I have no friends; leisure time is futile.
Maybe for additional 50h/week I could get picture of you and me so I could proof my psychiatrist I know someone?
if you hired me I could knit you a bank vault using the hair from between my toes - then you could keep all those site profits away from prying thieflings.
subnote: if you fancy dropping the weekly hours by one or two I could use the [scary voice] free time [/scary voice] to possibly wash said toes.
pootergeist wrote:if you hired me I could knit you a bank vault using the hair from between my toes - then you could keep all those site profits away from prying thieflings.
subnote: if you fancy dropping the weekly hours by one or two I could use the [scary voice] free time [/scary voice] to possibly wash said toes.
you make a tempting offer sir coder,
I'm still just not quite convinced you'd be knitting for the love of the project. I think there could be an underlying fetish that drives you.