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McGruff
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Post by McGruff »

Brian wrote:

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patrikG
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Post by patrikG »

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Young people - nothing is sacred anymore these days.
The future used to be better as well.

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volka
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Post by volka »

this project seems to be far too advanced for a looser like me, but I beg you to hire me.
Although not having any childrens that need to be fed there are some neighbour's kids that do need a hero.
If certain mental disabilities are required to get the job ...I can work on it.
If you needed a sample of me I could send you my right arm (but need it back as soon as I'm hired)
305h/week is fine since I have no friends; leisure time is futile.
Maybe for additional 50h/week I could get picture of you and me so I could proof my psychiatrist I know someone?
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Post by pootergeist »

if you hired me I could knit you a bank vault using the hair from between my toes - then you could keep all those site profits away from prying thieflings.

subnote: if you fancy dropping the weekly hours by one or two I could use the [scary voice] free time [/scary voice] to possibly wash said toes.
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Post by JPlush76 »

pootergeist wrote:if you hired me I could knit you a bank vault using the hair from between my toes - then you could keep all those site profits away from prying thieflings.

subnote: if you fancy dropping the weekly hours by one or two I could use the [scary voice] free time [/scary voice] to possibly wash said toes.
you make a tempting offer sir coder,
I'm still just not quite convinced you'd be knitting for the love of the project. I think there could be an underlying fetish that drives you.
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