I started off writing a complex class to parse religious texts, great works of literature, and transcripts of the Jerry Springer show but it started showing signs of its own artificial intelligence and argued constantly so I had to delete it.
So then I tried:
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<?php
function askGod() {
echo 'What is the meaning of life, God?';
echo 'Hello? Is anybody listening?';
echo 'Look I haven''t got all day you know..';
}
?>Then it hit me:
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<?php
function meaningofLife() {
$meaning_of_life = 7 * 6;
return $meaning_of_life;
}
?>The doctor says I have to go now.