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giraffes are cooler then elephant gods, lets go to the zoo :D
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so given that the universe is infinite and that (insert your favourite diety here) is infinite.

Would you like a piece of toast :?:
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i would love some toast :D
could you please pass the orange juice?
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after i typed in that last post, i pondered to myself, do they name orange juice after the color or the fruit it comes from???
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method_man wrote:after i typed in that last post, i pondered to myself, do they name orange juice after the color or the fruit it comes from???
scary thought... think if they named the color after the fruit!!!
that would be like... totally wicked! ;)

... banana anyone? :P
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i know
im not gonna be able to sleep not knowing if its the color or the fruit they named it after. or maby... they named it after something else like maby their sister was using tanning spray stuff and used to much so she became orange like a pumpkin then he saw her and laughed then he took an orange that he was going to have for breakfast and squeezed it because he was laughing so hard and he noticed juice came out. then he tasted it and it tasted good. he decided to name the juice "orange juice" after his sisters skin color due to the tanning spray...
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btw id like a bananna please :D
and also your pancakes are terrible :wink:
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method_man wrote:i know
im not gonna be able to sleep not knowing if its the color or the fruit they named it after. or maby... they named it after something else like maby their sister was using tanning spray stuff and used to much so she became orange like a pumpkin then he saw her and laughed then he took an orange that he was going to have for breakfast and squeezed it because he was laughing so hard and he noticed juice came out. then he tasted it and it tasted good. he decided to name the juice "orange juice" after his sisters skin color due to the tanning spray...
yeah, I heard our ancestors from the stoneage really was into disco and mass production ;)

enough of abusing from my side now :P
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lol

they stumbled on a time machine and went into the future to get tanning spray lol
they were to white from staying infront of the computer all day (dont know how they got their computers) lol
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sorry, but I just have to!
method_man wrote:lol

they stumbled on a time machine and went into the future to get tanning spray lol
they were to white from staying infront of the computer all day (dont know how they got their computers) lol
how they got their computers? the time machine, obvious...
how they got the time machine? they get it through the time machine... which creates a paradox, which means that how they got it was (is): they got the time machine through the time machine because the time machine sent it self through the time machine, which they then could get the time machine through, which would be satisfied by the time machine inventing itself in the future.
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exactly! :D

time travel to the past isnt possible though because if it were someone would have already traveled to the past. unless... no one ever found out that person that traveled to the past was from the future proving that cheese is not black unless moldy or colorized by people coloring the cheese.
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with that theory in mind, i am going to bed now at 4:40 in the morning lol
i will probably sleep till 2:00 or 3:00 pm then come back to you guys untill 1 of my friends comes over in which case i will go outside and find something stupid to do to entertain ourselves. yea thats pretty much my day :D
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phpScott wrote:so given that the universe is infinite and that (insert your favourite diety here) is infinite.

Would you like a piece of toast :?:
isn't that a variation of a quote from "I Heart Huckabees"? no stealing great movies lines! :wink:
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I was actually thinking of talkie the toaster from red dwarf, but it is quite possible they stole it too.
You know the episode where holly becomes a genuis but her life expectancy becomes dramaticaly reduced.
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no idea what you are talking about with toasters and whatnot.
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