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When PHPDN goes down I ...
melt into a puddle of self despair and contemplate suicide until it comes back up 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
cry like a baby missing his mother until it comes back up 8%  8%  [ 5 ]
keep hitting F5 every two to three minutes thinking it is a cache issue until it comes back up 26%  26%  [ 17 ]
keep working but come back every now and again until it comes back up 46%  46%  [ 30 ]
go on with my life because in the end, PHPDN is not an addiction of mine 14%  14%  [ 9 ]
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:10 pm 
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lol - didn't we recently have an entire thread on hating keyboards? Wow... I sound so negative.

@ole: good news, there are still $10 (~5 GBP) Logitech keyboards out there with neither bells nor whistles and good key action. using "KeyTweak" to map volume mute/down/up to F6->F8 (respectively) has completely solved my keyboard gripes!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:07 pm 
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In response to the first question. I'd watch "The Meaning Of Life" 1000 times.

In response to Everah's last post, I dislike hosts.


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And what about this: http://ipclassify.relef.net/images/1969.jpg ... DB or host issue ;) another strange thing was that even the forum (PHP - Code) has been marked as not read, there were no new messages in it ...

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And what about this: http://ipclassify.relef.net/images/1969.jpg ... DB or host issue ;) another strange thing was that even the forum (PHP - Code) has been marked as not read, there were no new messages in it ...
That would happen to be a miss in the queries phpBB performs. Likely, the database server crashed during the batch of queries being run.


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Assume the fetal position, rock back and forth and make noises not unlike you'd hear in a mental institution. 8O


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How do you define "goes down"?? If I can't reach the site, I just go away and do something else. But at times like today, when it grinds to a slow crawl and I have to keep repeating my requests for a page, I skulk around the house looking for a sledge hammer! I don't know where this forum is hosted, but could someone complain to the provider?? :evil:


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califdon wrote:
I don't know where this forum is hosted, but could someone complain to the provider?? :evil:

We are in the process of looking at several potential avenues for change at the moment.


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phpdn is soo unstable. Like 5times a day i can't reach the page or i get white page. Soo i just press f5 until i can reach the page again.


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It's only been unstable recently.

Apparently there was a permissions change due to numbers of connections our database was fielding. Supposedly when it reaches a limit it restarts.

I think it's bunk, but I can't really do anything about it except champion our move away. :?


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Can you throw memcache on here to cache some of the query results that aren't constantly changing? That would make the site snappy.


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I don't think so we can install anything extra.


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zomg zomg! I had refresh five times before the page finaly opened. I was getting worried.


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and all this time I thought it was just my slow dial-up


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meh, F5 is my bread and butter ;)


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see guys its not that i went away...i just could never access the site...(hides his bags) 8O :oops:


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