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A funny little Linux thing

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:51 am
by RobertGonzalez
This was too funny, I just had to post it...

Linux Sex:
  • unzip;
  • strip;
  • touch;
  • finger;
  • mount;
  • fsck;
  • more;
  • yes;
  • umount;
  • sleep;
Enjoy;-)

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:16 am
by Ree
:lol:

But your post is almost certainly going to be deleted by overly careful admins :roll:

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:27 am
by Chris Corbyn
Hahaha, pretty funny. I remember reading a really good one on "the war on terror" last year too :)

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:29 am
by Chris Corbyn
Ree wrote:But your post is almost certainly going to be deleted by overly careful admins :roll:
It's borderline I agree but since it's in context I don't see a problem, it's just quite witty :)

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:07 am
by RobertGonzalez
Ree wrote::lol:

But your post is almost certainly going to be deleted by overly careful admins :roll:
Hey, if it's offensive I'll remove it myself. No biggie 8) . I just thought it was funny and thought this community might find it funny too. But I understand if it bothers people.

On a side note, I haven't had a laugh like I did when I read this in quite some time. :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:48 am
by JayBird
I cant see a problem with it...thought it was very good TBH :D

not related to php but funny

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:33 am
by dibyendrah
hmm....quite funny stuffs you posted.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:39 am
by Maugrim_The_Reaper
Hehe...
Someone had to post it... Next I'll be posting about the MUD Gazebo...;)
$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE
Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$ pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd /opt/UN
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
# cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
# mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
. .. saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/Korea/North/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:56 am
by Chris Corbyn
Yeah that's the one I meant Maugrim ;) Pretty funny :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:03 am
by RobertGonzalez
That was a cool one Maugrim. Man I can't wait to get really knowledgable in Linux. Then I can come up with these cool little ditties.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:10 am
by Maugrim_The_Reaper
d11wtq mentioned it first - I just relocated it. ;)