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Post by JPlush76 »

If PHP was a bird, what kind of bird would PHP be?

(yes I'm friggin bored! lol ;))

I say PHP would be a hummingbird 8O
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It would have to be a raptor of some sort. Specifically one that eats poisonous snakes. After all, PHP eats ASP for breakfast.

*joke reference: an asp is a type of poisonous snake.
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Post by nielsene »

What bird is on the cover of the O'Reilly book... I think it was a hummingbird....
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lol Daven :)
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JPlush76 bumping score.
So did I right now.
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Post by Heavy »

Bird... Hmmmm. I come across such questions all the time but I don't find it a funny game. On http://www.lunarstorm.se I got the question:
If you were a gardening tool, what would you be?
Are you nuts? was my polite answer.
But OK.... I'll try.
I guess a penguin would be appropriate :lol:
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Post by volka »

An albatross.
Doesn't look elegant by all means when it hits the ground but in the air...
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Roadrunner

bleep,bleep,bl--- , -
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Post by Heavy »

You must mean:
peep heep peep?
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An eagle just at the moment it plunges into the frigid waters to retrieve it's prey.
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I'd say more like a swallow:

Relatively small and fast, but doesn't do too well when it runs into windows (in my experience, but I don't do too well either).
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African or European?
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depands on its air speed, jason. Duh.
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Post by trollll »

I think they use the phrase "air speed velocity." And anyway, this swallow obviously comes from Europe. Just check out its parents' names.
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Post by m3mn0n »

I present to you PHP (in bird form)!



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