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JPlush76
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by JPlush76 » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:51 pm
If PHP was a bird, what kind of bird would PHP be?
(yes I'm friggin bored! lol
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I say PHP would be a hummingbird
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by daven » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:01 pm
It would have to be a raptor of some sort. Specifically one that eats poisonous snakes. After all, PHP eats ASP for breakfast.
*joke reference: an asp is a type of poisonous snake.
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by nielsene » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:02 pm
What bird is on the cover of the O'Reilly book... I think it was a hummingbird....
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by JPlush76 » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:07 pm
lol Daven
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by Heavy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:39 pm
JPlush76 bumping score.
So did I right now.
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by Heavy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:45 pm
Bird... Hmmmm. I come across such questions all the time but I don't find it a funny game. On
http://www.lunarstorm.se I got the question:
If you were a gardening tool, what would you be?
Are you nuts? was my polite answer.
But OK.... I'll try.
I guess a penguin would be appropriate
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by volka » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:06 pm
An albatross.
Doesn't look elegant by all means when it hits the ground but in the air...
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by Judas » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:12 pm
Roadrunner
bleep,bleep,bl--- , -
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by Heavy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:33 pm
You must mean:
peep heep peep?
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by SBukoski » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:34 pm
An eagle just at the moment it plunges into the frigid waters to retrieve it's prey.
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by trollll » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:06 pm
I'd say more like a swallow:
Relatively small and fast, but doesn't do too well when it runs into windows (in my experience, but I don't do too well either).
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by jason » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:54 pm
African or European?
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by llimllib » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:57 pm
depands on its air speed, jason. Duh.
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by trollll » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:18 pm
I think they use the phrase "air speed velocity." And anyway, this swallow obviously comes from Europe. Just check out its
parents' names .
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by m3mn0n » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:12 am
I present to you PHP (in bird form)!