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IF PHP WAS A....
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:51 pm
by JPlush76
If PHP was a bird, what kind of bird would PHP be?
(yes I'm friggin bored! lol

)
I say PHP would be a hummingbird

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:01 pm
by daven
It would have to be a raptor of some sort. Specifically one that eats poisonous snakes. After all, PHP eats ASP for breakfast.
*joke reference: an asp is a type of poisonous snake.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:02 pm
by nielsene
What bird is on the cover of the O'Reilly book... I think it was a hummingbird....
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:07 pm
by JPlush76
lol Daven

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:39 pm
by Heavy
JPlush76 bumping score.
So did I right now.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:45 pm
by Heavy
Bird... Hmmmm. I come across such questions all the time but I don't find it a funny game. On
http://www.lunarstorm.se I got the question:
If you were a gardening tool, what would you be?
Are you nuts? was my polite answer.
But OK.... I'll try.
I guess a penguin would be appropriate

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:06 pm
by volka
An albatross.
Doesn't look elegant by all means when it hits the ground but in the air...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:12 pm
by Judas
Roadrunner
bleep,bleep,bl--- , -
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:33 pm
by Heavy
You must mean:
peep heep peep?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:34 pm
by SBukoski
An eagle just at the moment it plunges into the frigid waters to retrieve it's prey.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:06 pm
by trollll
I'd say more like a swallow:
Relatively small and fast, but doesn't do too well when it runs into windows (in my experience, but I don't do too well either).
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:54 pm
by jason
African or European?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:57 pm
by llimllib
depands on its air speed, jason. Duh.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:18 pm
by trollll
I think they use the phrase "air speed velocity." And anyway, this swallow obviously comes from Europe. Just check out its
parents' names.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:12 am
by m3mn0n
I present to you PHP (in bird form)!
