PHP Rap Music
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:07 pm
Today on my way home from a lunch I had an idea to make a PHP rap, lol.. heres how it turned out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95_YDPKuEI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95_YDPKuEI
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gotta do that mvc, if ya wanna introduce that much complexity
son you cant even stand next to me
might want to profile your quer-eey, and index that table
because you aren't even able, to see your data clearl-eey
dont you forget, to write that docblock
mark up the code, like you were a peice of chaulk
this aint rap, this is php music
var dump my stack trace, and then spray up the track like some mace
ex computa hacka, i had hewlett packard
nights i had to sweep under the rug, until i learned how to gui debug
son look at all the threads ya be spoolin, just to initialize a simple boolean
thats why i unit test,
executible specifications, restrain unintended effects.. in the code base
tests as docu - mentation
semantic urls, and i aint talkin rest
my memcache server, got more ram then the hard drive on your computer
its like im in a ferrari, and all you got is a google scooter.
your code just crashed, better call a trouble shooter