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PHP Rap Music

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:07 pm
by josh
Today on my way home from a lunch I had an idea to make a PHP rap, lol.. heres how it turned out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95_YDPKuEI

Re: PHP Rap Music

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:54 pm
by McInfo
That was entertaining -- cult classic. 8)

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Re: PHP Rap Music

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:00 pm
by John Cartwright
Two words: Pro Tools

Jk :D

was amusing

Re: PHP Rap Music

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:58 am
by papa
Haha killa flow son! :)

Re: PHP Rap Music

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:55 am
by onion2k
That is wrong on so many levels.

Re: PHP Rap Music

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:13 am
by josh
Glad you guys like it. Heres the lyrics
yo yo shout out to my homeboy martin fowler
RIP carl sagean

devnetwork dot net, taught me the best
gotta do that mvc, if ya wanna introduce that much complexity
son you cant even stand next to me

might want to profile your quer-eey, and index that table
because you aren't even able, to see your data clearl-eey

dont you forget, to write that docblock
mark up the code, like you were a peice of chaulk
this aint rap, this is php music
var dump my stack trace, and then spray up the track like some mace

ex computa hacka, i had hewlett packard
nights i had to sweep under the rug, until i learned how to gui debug


son look at all the threads ya be spoolin, just to initialize a simple boolean
thats why i unit test,
executible specifications, restrain unintended effects.. in the code base
tests as docu - mentation
semantic urls, and i aint talkin rest


my memcache server, got more ram then the hard drive on your computer
its like im in a ferrari, and all you got is a google scooter.
your code just crashed, better call a trouble shooter