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HOLY CRAP! I'M RICH!! I WILL SHARE WITH YOU ALL!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:12 pm
by JPlush76
I just got this email, my fortune is as good as gold!
Dear Plush,

I am Barr.Isreal Omovhigo, a solicitor at law. I amthe personal attorney to Mr. Mark Plush,a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 1999, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this hasalso proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC where the deceased had an account valued at about 15million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next twenty official working days. since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$15m. can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claimwe may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discussfurther.

Best regards,

Barr.Isreal Omovhigo

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:19 pm
by qads
he gets to keep 60%? lol

ask him if he can find any of my deceased relatives there :lol:.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:20 pm
by JPlush76
well he has been searching for two years for me! thats worth 60% no?
lol

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:24 pm
by BDKR
I'd watch out plush. I think he's after your swingline!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:24 pm
by qads
lol, you should email him, play along untill he asks you to send some money to him first.

or, give us his email address and we all will send a email to him asking is he can find our rich relatives there lol.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:34 pm
by JPlush76
lol here ya go
isrealomovhigo@yahoo.com

I believe him! :O

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:09 pm
by patrikG
Heh, I got a quite original one today:

------- message follows -------
DEAR IN CHRIST,

CALVARY GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I AM MR.ROBERT JOHN, A MEMBER OF DOVE MINISTRY INC.
DURING A PRAYER AND FASTING SESSION IN MY MINISTRY I DEMANDED FROM OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST TO GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO REDEEM MY LIFE AND PURIFY WHAT REMAINS OF MY WEALTH.

GOD DELIVELY REVEALED TO ME TO INVEST
IN HIS KINGDOM THROUGH YOU AND YOUR MINISTRY /CHARITY ORGANISATION.
YOU SHOULD IMMIDIATLY CONTACT ME WITH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.
THE WAY JESUS MINISTERED TO ME, THE FUNDS WILL BE EXPANDED.
REMAIN BLESSED.
DEACON ROBERT JOHN,

my alterntive email--robert@pastors.com
----------------------
For a second I considered writing a little mail-bomb script...

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:31 pm
by McGruff
40% ?!

Damn these low bidders I've only been offering ten.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:36 pm
by patrikG
JPlush76 wrote:I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name
And I always thought your lastename was Plush76. I think this must be a mistake. But don't tell him, after all, he might give you the money anyway!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:17 pm
by mabufo
JPlush76 wrote:lol here ya go
isrealomovhigo@yahoo.com

I believe him! :O

what kind of lawyer has an email account at yahoo? seriously now...

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:18 pm
by JPlush76
mabufo wrote:
what kind of lawyer has an email account at yahoo? seriously now...
only the best lawyers! it shows they're down with the commonfolk.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:27 pm
by qads
lol, and does he have a site at geocities too? :twisted:

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:51 am
by Crashin
Top-drawer research methods this guy is employing! Why, who'd have thought to just find someone on the internet with the same last name to share $15 mill. with? Kudos, my good man. KUDOS! :wink:

Personally, and maybe I'm just lazy, but I probably would've contacted "shell development company"'s HR dept. But, I'm SURE he thought of that!