Ye' old general discussion board. Basically, for everything that isn't covered elsewhere. Come here to shoot the breeze, shoot your mouth off, or whatever suits your fancy. This forum is not for asking programming related questions.
Well, Judas, given that phpinfo(INFO_ENVIRONMENT) == null that wouldn't really help anyone try to access the 'light' property of a null universe. Wouldn't even have a command line to install PHP, let alone create artificial life with it.