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Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:43 pm
by VladSun

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// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

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// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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// drunk, fix later

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long john; // silver

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//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. 
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

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#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

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long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

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# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:

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# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

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/* Please work */

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double penetration; // ouch

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//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

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if(m_measures =/*=*/ --index)

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// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

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// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

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//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

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/**
 * If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
 */

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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

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//  If you delete the credits, I will fu*king kill you.

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/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */

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//        .==.        .==.          
//       //`^\\      //^`\\         
//      // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\        
//     //^ ^^ ^/6  6\ ^^ ^ \\       
//    //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ ^ ^ \\      
//   // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/\^ ^ ^\\     
//  // ^^/\/ /  `~~`  \ \/\^ ^\\    
//  -----------------------------
/// HERE BE DRAGONS

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// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

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// Remove this if you wanna be fired

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// A Gorgon class - For the love of Zeus don't look directly at it!

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// Yes...I know this is repusive and stupid.
// But <%CompanyOwnerOrManagerToken%>, not knowing a thing about code,
// demanded I do it anyways. SO, go crap on their desk, not mine.
// K THX BYE

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#define TRUE rand() % 2 == 0

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:55 pm
by mikosiko
:lol:

good ones Vlad.

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:16 pm
by VladSun
Yeah, I've found them really good. Hope you like them too.

PS: Unknown author/source...

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:33 pm
by Jonah Bron
Haha, funny. Favorites: "long long ago", "#define TRUE FALSE", and "throw up;".

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:40 pm
by alex.barylski
That was awesome. Brightened my day :)

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:25 pm
by VladSun
:) I'm happy because you're happy :)

I like most:

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#define TRUE rand() % 2 == 0
it's disgusting :)

PS:Also

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/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */
is really cool :)

Re: Developer's humor

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:09 am
by Jenk