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Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:15 pm
by McInfo
Have you been coding non-stop and now you're feeling depressed? The cause may be sympathy. Being surrounded by frowns all day long is enough to make anybody feel like frowning too. Where are the frowns? They're in your code, of course. Many lines of code end with sad emoticons:
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if ( $sad_face ):
ends_in_tears( );
endif;
The solution? Swap the parentheses.
Well, maybe not. That would just make the compiler sad. What are we to do?
Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:00 am
by Jenk
Use Smalltalk. No more emoticons.
Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:26 am
by Jonah Bron
:(
Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:25 am
by josh
Regular expressions make me angry. I once wrote one & sent it to my boss, I was sent to anger management.
F*!# you!
Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:51 am
by McInfo
josh wrote:Regular expressions make me angry. I once wrote one & sent it to my boss, I was sent to anger management.
F*!# you!

Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:40 pm
by greyhoundcode
Not only is my code peppered with sad emoticons but this piratical looking fellow also lurks in my code, glaring at me implacably.

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Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:41 pm
by greyhoundcode
Hmm. Actually that doesn't work, does it? Mixed up the braces/parentheses

Re: Are you sad? I know why.
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:22 pm
by McInfo
greyhoundcode wrote:[...] this piratical looking fellow [...]
That's a
giant pirate.