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Appropriate Joke

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:22 am
by JayBird
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day
he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a
ship."
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the guy and she says,
"How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and
pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
"Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket

on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow!
That's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of
her wet suit and she says to him,
"And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in
there?"

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:05 pm
by jason
Hehehe...so true

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:33 pm
by phice
haha, classic.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:58 pm
by itsmani1
Very Funny

Regardssssssssssssss

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:15 am
by Crashin
Tee hee! And she thought he might want to wear her scuba gear to go scuba diving!!! Har, har!!! :lol:

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 12:17 am
by fractalvibes
ARRGG! Methinks my response would be quite different!

fv

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:39 am
by JAM
fractalvibes wrote:ARRGG! Methinks my response would be quite different!

fv
Yup, I like coffee too... ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:47 am
by fractalvibes
I think that logically nature would take its natural course at that point...
throw the computer into the ocean and ....have some coffee...???
r i g h t..........

realistically some biological reactions would occur....