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Jesus <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> Christ. It's not like the master drive is called the "Israeli" and the slave drive is called the "Palestinian."

Hmm, I wonder who can come up with the best substitute... I suggest Bush/Blair.
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How about Jedi and Padiwan, Tom and Jerry or Jesus & Satan?
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i go for tom and jerry
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LOL@bush and blair
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Linux and Windows?
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Pinky and Brain?
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Tomato and Basil?
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infolock wrote:LOL@bush and blair
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hrm how about...

Peanut Butter and Jelly



mm, It's peanut butta and jelly time, Peanut butta and jelly time
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Here's what I got:

Beatle/Rolling Stone
Curly/Shemp
Seinfeld/The Michael Richards Show
Every team other than the Bills/Bills
Han/Chewbacca
FSU/Florida
PHP/ASP
Rock/Scissors
Scissors/Paper
Paper/Rock
Richie/Potsie
Macy's/Gimbles
European Beer/North American Beer
European Cars/North American Cars
Oprah/Dr. Phil
Priest/Altar boy

And, for those whose jaws are still in the "up" position:
Pilate/Jesus

Ahh hell, I still like Bush/Blair best
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lol @ Oprah/Dr Phil
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Lmao at Priest/Altar boy
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Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.

11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
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Haha, I'd go on about that being funny, but my cleanliness-impaired funmodem is acting up lately; the other day, it prompted an "allow woman to chose/retry/ignore" error. I sincerely hope it isn't a problem with my non-gender specific parentboard.
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1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
lmao..
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