sigh, what troubled souls we have in our nation...
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Here's what I got:
Beatle/Rolling Stone
Curly/Shemp
Seinfeld/The Michael Richards Show
Every team other than the Bills/Bills
Han/Chewbacca
FSU/Florida
PHP/ASP
Rock/Scissors
Scissors/Paper
Paper/Rock
Richie/Potsie
Macy's/Gimbles
European Beer/North American Beer
European Cars/North American Cars
Oprah/Dr. Phil
Priest/Altar boy
And, for those whose jaws are still in the "up" position:
Pilate/Jesus
Ahh hell, I still like Bush/Blair best
Beatle/Rolling Stone
Curly/Shemp
Seinfeld/The Michael Richards Show
Every team other than the Bills/Bills
Han/Chewbacca
FSU/Florida
PHP/ASP
Rock/Scissors
Scissors/Paper
Paper/Rock
Richie/Potsie
Macy's/Gimbles
European Beer/North American Beer
European Cars/North American Cars
Oprah/Dr. Phil
Priest/Altar boy
And, for those whose jaws are still in the "up" position:
Pilate/Jesus
Ahh hell, I still like Bush/Blair best
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Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.
11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
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