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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:20 pm
by uberpolak
Jesus <span style='color:blue' title='I'm naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> Christ. It's not like the master drive is called the "Israeli" and the slave drive is called the "Palestinian."
Hmm, I wonder who can come up with the best substitute... I suggest Bush/Blair.
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:36 pm
by Pyrite
How about Jedi and Padiwan, Tom and Jerry or Jesus & Satan?
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:51 pm
by dull1554
i go for tom and jerry
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:35 pm
by infolock
LOL@bush and blair
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:37 am
by jason
Linux and Windows?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:07 am
by m3mn0n
Pinky and Brain?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:03 pm
by patrikG
Tomato and Basil?
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:09 pm
by McGruff
infolock wrote:LOL@bush and blair

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:22 pm
by infolock
hrm how about...
Peanut Butter and Jelly
mm, It's peanut butta and jelly time, Peanut butta and jelly time
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:29 pm
by uberpolak
Here's what I got:
Beatle/Rolling Stone
Curly/Shemp
Seinfeld/The Michael Richards Show
Every team other than the Bills/Bills
Han/Chewbacca
FSU/Florida
PHP/ASP
Rock/Scissors
Scissors/Paper
Paper/Rock
Richie/Potsie
Macy's/Gimbles
European Beer/North American Beer
European Cars/North American Cars
Oprah/Dr. Phil
Priest/Altar boy
And, for those whose jaws are still in the "up" position:
Pilate/Jesus
Ahh hell, I still like Bush/Blair best
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:40 pm
by m3mn0n
lol @ Oprah/Dr Phil
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 7:32 am
by Pyrite
Lmao at Priest/Altar boy
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 7:38 am
by Pyrite
Los Angeles County recently asked vendors to stop using the term master/slave in product descriptions and labelling. Here are some other terms that they wanted changed and their alternatives.
11. SCSI - Cleanliness impaired
10. Killer App - Socially Maladjusted App
9. USB - USA
8. Floppy Drive - Erectile Dysfunction Drive
7. DIP Switches - Mentally Challenged Switches
6. HyperThreading - Attention Deficit Disability Threading
5. Heat Sink - He/Sheat Sink
4. Winmodem - Funmodem
3. ATAPI Device - Native American Device
2. Motherboard - Non-gender Specific Parentboard
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 3:57 pm
by uberpolak
Haha, I'd go on about that being funny, but my cleanliness-impaired funmodem is acting up lately; the other day, it prompted an "allow woman to chose/retry/ignore" error. I sincerely hope it isn't a problem with my non-gender specific parentboard.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:43 pm
by d3ad1ysp0rk
1. Cancel/Retry/Abort - Cancel/Retry/Allow Woman to Choose
lmao..