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Why PHP sucks

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:36 am
by bigwalker

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:52 am
by Nay
index.php?sub=v&word=vmail
you were saying........?

-Nay

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:29 am
by JAM
I'm european, so it might be that. But can someone explain?

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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:14 pm
by Gen-ik
What the hell!?
Someone has completely lost the plot by the looks of it.

Here's three words for you... PINK PADDED and CELL


Anyway PHP doesn't suck, it's probably one of the best server-side languages out there. The only people that say "PHP sucks" are the ones too dumb to be able to work with it.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:56 pm
by m3mn0n
My point exactally, Gen-ik.

btw the link and this topic title have absolutely no relation and is rather confusing me as to why it was even started.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:44 pm
by uberpolak
Correction, the people who think PHP sucks are the ones making money off of ASP.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:21 pm
by mwong
I don't get it! :roll:

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:07 pm
by infolock
8O

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:22 pm
by Straterra
I say...Let's stone him!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:37 pm
by JAM
<annoying>

You cant.

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Fatal error:  Call to undefined function:  stone() in /über/index.php on line 2
</annoying>

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:51 pm
by Straterra
Yeah, I tried it to...we can only hope that someday they make the function...

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:09 pm
by scorphus
Hey! Why don't we hack it?

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:02 am
by m3mn0n
Alas, we doth possess thy power of function inception, gentlemen!

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<?php
function stone ($name)
{
  include '/home/god/earth.php';
  foreach($rockonplanetearth as $ammo)
   {
     echo "/me stones ".$name." with ".$ammo;
   }
}
?>
:twisted:

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:14 am
by malcolmboston
lolol, PHP > CGI/PERL > ASP > CF

imho anyway

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:58 am
by Pyrite
I have a friend who started talking about why PHP sucked and why ASP was better one day. He's actually a php programer himself, but his arguments were ones that I didn't care about anyways. Like php can't handle file uploads bigger than 500 megs or something, nothing I would ever care about.