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Computer Poetry- for the sophisticated among us!

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 4:50 am
by JayBird
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!...

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 4:53 am
by malcolmboston
<-- Thinks he has too much time on his hands

:lol: :lol: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:51 am
by patrikG
:lol:

nice one - did you write it yourself, Bech?

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:54 am
by JayBird
patrikG wrote:nice one - did you write it yourself, Bech?
Haha, yeah right :)

Mark

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:56 am
by patrikG
You would have surprised me ;)


Btw.: just came across this nice Haiku

Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent and reboot
Order shall return

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:57 am
by JayBird
patrikG wrote:You would have surprised me ;)
Cheek 8O

:)

Mark

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:59 am
by patrikG
hehe ;)

Oh, here's another one - not quite as nice, but a quick chuckle nevertheless:

Lord of the Disks

Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the Hackers Scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smokey lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files,
And in the darkness grind 'em.

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 6:06 pm
by qads
you know bech, it would make a killer rap..nerd..song..lol..dont think all these words should be in the same line :P