Introducing myself turned Battle rapping w/ comp. terms

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Introducing myself turned Battle rapping w/ comp. terms

Post by aaronhall »

Hey guys-

I just wanted to introduce myself (no, the title wasn't lying). My name is Aaron and I'm an admin over at the Walrus. I mostly do PHP/MySQL, but I can usually answer "general anything" questions too. I'm learning Java so watch out for me talking about things like "method overloading" and "polymorphism" just to confuse, and for no other reason.

Well, it has been fun. I've been up for 21 hours so... time to go work out.

Sleepily yours,
Aaron
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Welcome... um, that is all.

Cheers Sam
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Post by llimllib »

I'm a demon with the daemon
bringin' linux to the laymen

wanna battle?
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My handle 's Sam, I'm the dork with the 'puter
I get 'f'ed up on the bawls and I ait gettin' cuter

Cuttin' down from the XWind to the Shell
And my skills be l337 cause I don't know how to Spell.
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I'll scan ya like a :cuecat
then root ya from my red hat

c'mon son take your best shot
you can't even touch my honeypot
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Post by sam »

Red Hat makes another wannabe
I stuck poo* in ya pot, and stole all ya PHP

I awk you out of the userlog
Then I 'kill 9' the process that ya runnin' on


*poo is being used in referance to the little bear that hangs oput in C.Robbins woods not fecal matter.
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Post by llimllib »

Think you on computers? nah, papyrus
You are your own worst virus

I'll walk right up to your girl
and steal her with my perl
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your perl love my girl doesn't share more
cause your code I've seen, it's full of errors

Virus... yep I am a huge one
I mess you up make ya computa numb
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my computer numb? yours is deaf
my coding skills take away its breath

You'd best clean it up with a mop
'cause you've got a brand-new doorstop
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/me stops the obscure poety...

Allow myself to introduce... myself...

I am Matt.. hereforward known as MattF - howdy howdy :D
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Post by sam »

My computer's smart, it reinvents itself
then MattF comes by, to introduce himself

Your system 's weak, it can't take the weight
And your codings optimized for bill gates
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Post by llimllib »

alright, I guess we were a bit off topic (and off-rythmic off-key and whatever off you want) but it was making my work day a lot more bearable.

and hi, i forgot to say in the first post, welcome.

Peace
Bill

PS Sam - thanks for the time killing! maybe we should start another thread for rhyming geeks?

OH, and:
don't talk to me 'bout Billy Gates
worldwide makin' 'puters paperweights

penguin comin' to save the race
just don't expect too many dates :)
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Post by sam »

Yeah, we have a good volly going there. it was fun... We could start a new thread for it... But so much good stuff has come through here, BTW:


you mean tons of dates, tha ladies love him
they say he is cute, while I debug him

when you say I'm dumb you can't mean this
I'm a world renowned computer genius
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Post by llimllib »

yeah, you're a computer genius
just like men are from venus

all your big talk just makes me snore
you invented the net just like al gore
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Post by sam »

al gore that news is so passe
now gates owns .net and we all pay :(

I think your steam is starting to run out
so I stand up and grep my patterns out
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