Introducing myself turned Battle rapping w/ comp. terms

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Post by llimllib »

drop this thread to >su >shutdown now
we really are geeks wow

I bested you, you bested me,
let's get back to PHP
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geeks stand up, that is what we be
I'm so geek I speak like Yoda see ^

yep it is high time I got back to the walrus
but someone needs to help us make a chorus
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Hiaku You:

hackin the sic code
managing the Unix box
I work for the man


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Yes that will work wonderful as a chorus... We need some R&B singer to belt it out ontop of your sweet rap... Alas It looks like I put too much thought into this.
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:lol: that was great

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Post by aaronhall »

i don't mean to drag something out too far
but i'll compress your silly rhymes into <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span>_rap.rar
so i'll just sit back watchin two newbies just smoke crack
'cause i am to you as KEdit is to emacs.....

...i'm really bored. sorry
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Emacs? Forget it, your gonna fry!
The king of all editors is gotta be vi.

It's Sleek and simple, elegant and quick
Go back to Windows with your simple point and click.
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Post by Johnm »

Nice...
Jason, you hit the nail on the head. <g>

Computers are like air conditioners,
open Windows and nothing works right.
VIM - Vi IMproved
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Post by sam »

our rappin' was stale? nah we'll best you sonny
i trashed on bill gates, llimllib threw out his honey

compressed our rhythm, but it's still looking for action
you can't compress our lawers, so print a retraction
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now when did jason join the battle, its best you go home
cuz your rhymes are more flakey than a dirty ass comb
for the rest, i'll kill your precess and close your session
you're messin with the unquestionable master penguin
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Post by llimllib »

I'll stop ya fake thread
I'll lock ya like mutex
step into ya head
and rip ya like CDex

you still like a stutue
I'm always dynamic
today i hack at you
tomorrow, you panic

your server - crash
your data - trash
your backup - hashed
your hopes all dashed

So turn on IRC
and /msg me
hoping that maybe
I'll show you some mercy

But I already got root
and soon you will see
my deadly pursuit?
carried out in P-H-P.
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that's it, i'm ending it, your silly rhymes a disgrace
you're dynamic like a flat file, you're battling a rap database
it's over, i'll just fdisk and format yuh,
you're buggy and virus ridden, no one can patch yuh

and i am the sysadmin, i'll just stick you in bin
you ain't even good enough for binary, just recyclin'
so let's talk about who's just been verbally bitch slapped
you have men "managing your package" with RPM in Red Hat

now it's going to get ugly if you let this continue
you're in an infinite loop of torture, no break; for you
try replying to this, you can't, i'm the only one rooted
i've computed your chances of winning, NULL... you've been muted
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Post by llimllib »

you know jason's admin
against him you can't win
these stunts that you pull
only'l end you in /dev/null
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Post by hob_goblin »

application/x-gangsta thats where its at,
you got styles and layers like poorly designed flash,
my code and rhymes are the straight up best,
exploit you like servers on IIS,
mess with me, ill DOS your ftp,
make you regret you used ASP.



fo sho' keep it geek.
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Post by sam »

all your rhymes are slippery, can't make one stick
just keep it short, no need to out word moby dick

keep em simple, two lines apiece
don't try too hard, and disgrace the geeks

*this is a public service announcement, a battle should go back and forth not have huge chunks to one person.
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