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Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:35 pm
by llimllib
drop this thread to >su >shutdown now
we really are geeks wow

I bested you, you bested me,
let's get back to PHP

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:54 pm
by sam
geeks stand up, that is what we be
I'm so geek I speak like Yoda see ^

yep it is high time I got back to the walrus
but someone needs to help us make a chorus

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:02 pm
by Johnm
Hiaku You:

hackin the sic code
managing the Unix box
I work for the man


Direwolf

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:07 pm
by sam
Yes that will work wonderful as a chorus... We need some R&B singer to belt it out ontop of your sweet rap... Alas It looks like I put too much thought into this.

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:30 pm
by twigletmac
:lol: that was great

Mac

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 1:40 am
by aaronhall
i don't mean to drag something out too far
but i'll compress your silly rhymes into <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span>_rap.rar
so i'll just sit back watchin two newbies just smoke crack
'cause i am to you as KEdit is to emacs.....

...i'm really bored. sorry

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 8:06 am
by jason
Emacs? Forget it, your gonna fry!
The king of all editors is gotta be vi.

It's Sleek and simple, elegant and quick
Go back to Windows with your simple point and click.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 8:15 am
by Johnm
Nice...
Jason, you hit the nail on the head. <g>

Computers are like air conditioners,
open Windows and nothing works right.
VIM - Vi IMproved
version 6.1
by Bram Moolenaar et al.
Vim is open source and freely distributable
Direwolf

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 12:49 pm
by sam
our rappin' was stale? nah we'll best you sonny
i trashed on bill gates, llimllib threw out his honey

compressed our rhythm, but it's still looking for action
you can't compress our lawers, so print a retraction

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 4:41 pm
by aaronhall
now when did jason join the battle, its best you go home
cuz your rhymes are more flakey than a dirty ass comb
for the rest, i'll kill your precess and close your session
you're messin with the unquestionable master penguin

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 5:31 pm
by llimllib
I'll stop ya fake thread
I'll lock ya like mutex
step into ya head
and rip ya like CDex

you still like a stutue
I'm always dynamic
today i hack at you
tomorrow, you panic

your server - crash
your data - trash
your backup - hashed
your hopes all dashed

So turn on IRC
and /msg me
hoping that maybe
I'll show you some mercy

But I already got root
and soon you will see
my deadly pursuit?
carried out in P-H-P.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 6:45 pm
by aaronhall
that's it, i'm ending it, your silly rhymes a disgrace
you're dynamic like a flat file, you're battling a rap database
it's over, i'll just fdisk and format yuh,
you're buggy and virus ridden, no one can patch yuh

and i am the sysadmin, i'll just stick you in bin
you ain't even good enough for binary, just recyclin'
so let's talk about who's just been verbally bitch slapped
you have men "managing your package" with RPM in Red Hat

now it's going to get ugly if you let this continue
you're in an infinite loop of torture, no break; for you
try replying to this, you can't, i'm the only one rooted
i've computed your chances of winning, NULL... you've been muted

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:00 pm
by llimllib
you know jason's admin
against him you can't win
these stunts that you pull
only'l end you in /dev/null

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:30 pm
by hob_goblin
application/x-gangsta thats where its at,
you got styles and layers like poorly designed flash,
my code and rhymes are the straight up best,
exploit you like servers on IIS,
mess with me, ill DOS your ftp,
make you regret you used ASP.



fo sho' keep it geek.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:54 pm
by sam
all your rhymes are slippery, can't make one stick
just keep it short, no need to out word moby dick

keep em simple, two lines apiece
don't try too hard, and disgrace the geeks

*this is a public service announcement, a battle should go back and forth not have huge chunks to one person.