Introducing myself turned Battle rapping w/ comp. terms
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- hob_goblin
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- Joined: Sun Apr 28, 2002 9:53 pm
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im keepin it simple, keepin it geek,
better than you and yo' immature phone phreeks,
keepin it true, from IDE to vide-o
play with visual basic ya script kide-o
A - T - H to the L - O - N
XP 2200, what makes us men
So, man... if you wanna be talkin trash..
Ill make sure to encrypt ya up like an md5 HASH!
better than you and yo' immature phone phreeks,
keepin it true, from IDE to vide-o
play with visual basic ya script kide-o
A - T - H to the L - O - N
XP 2200, what makes us men
So, man... if you wanna be talkin trash..
Ill make sure to encrypt ya up like an md5 HASH!
- aaronhall
- DevNet Resident
- Posts: 1040
- Joined: Tue Aug 13, 2002 5:10 pm
- Location: Back in Phoenix, missing the microbrews
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some newbs if i ever seen 'em, got like 5 of you naggin'
oh, and sorry i broke up your game of dungeons and dragons
but its still an unfair competition, for me its like a ride
i must be too damn good for anyone to take my side
you started out imitating me, you thought i was frontin'
that is until i pushed your control, alt and delete buttons
and even though i'll have you guys rerouted and switchin
it's just some battle rappin', a friendly competition
oh, and sorry i broke up your game of dungeons and dragons
but its still an unfair competition, for me its like a ride
i must be too damn good for anyone to take my side
you started out imitating me, you thought i was frontin'
that is until i pushed your control, alt and delete buttons
and even though i'll have you guys rerouted and switchin
it's just some battle rappin', a friendly competition
The Phone Phreeks and hackers
script kiddies, and crackers;
They ain't got nothing on me
cuz I know my PHP.
You all want to be Gates's lover,
around his wannabe-OS you hover,
point-and-click all the time,
But your rhythm lacks in ryhme.
Can't handle a stable beat,
and you can't stay on your feet.
Just face it, just confess
you've been beaten by the best.
Your PHP is such a terror,
It's been riddled with "Syntax Error"
And your database design is lacking
I'll just put you out and send you packing.
Forget Objects, you can't handle classes,
You code slower than molasses.
And let's not talk about your XML,
You belong in AOHell.
So fear me, I am elite,
my ryhmes are sweet, I can't be beat.
Go, get out, throw out your PC,
just face it, you just can't beat me.
script kiddies, and crackers;
They ain't got nothing on me
cuz I know my PHP.
You all want to be Gates's lover,
around his wannabe-OS you hover,
point-and-click all the time,
But your rhythm lacks in ryhme.
Can't handle a stable beat,
and you can't stay on your feet.
Just face it, just confess
you've been beaten by the best.
Your PHP is such a terror,
It's been riddled with "Syntax Error"
And your database design is lacking
I'll just put you out and send you packing.
Forget Objects, you can't handle classes,
You code slower than molasses.
And let's not talk about your XML,
You belong in AOHell.
So fear me, I am elite,
my ryhmes are sweet, I can't be beat.
Go, get out, throw out your PC,
just face it, you just can't beat me.
- aaronhall
- DevNet Resident
- Posts: 1040
- Joined: Tue Aug 13, 2002 5:10 pm
- Location: Back in Phoenix, missing the microbrews
- Contact:
you keep refreshing waiting for my next line, i knew it
i'm takin a <span style='color:blue' title='I'm naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> when i hear that 'new email' music
i've seen 4 year olds with better rhymin skill in 'em
and lets not talk about objects, you can't even spell polymorphism
you have the nerve to approach me with bad lines and meter
your rhyme scheme rocks back and forth, i'm watchin it teater
and i have a syntax error? That's a hypocritical question,
your last post just threw like 7 fatal exceptions.
i'm takin a <span style='color:blue' title='I'm naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> when i hear that 'new email' music
i've seen 4 year olds with better rhymin skill in 'em
and lets not talk about objects, you can't even spell polymorphism
you have the nerve to approach me with bad lines and meter
your rhyme scheme rocks back and forth, i'm watchin it teater
and i have a syntax error? That's a hypocritical question,
your last post just threw like 7 fatal exceptions.
- hob_goblin
- Forum Regular
- Posts: 978
- Joined: Sun Apr 28, 2002 9:53 pm
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Coding with passion
along with much devoltion.
Persistance manifested,
put your plans in motion.
Countless hours,
lacking sleep.
The LAN party ends
and you're up on your feet.
Energy is lost,
you sit back down.
For the next 12 hours
the keyboard makes the only sound.
You fall asleep
amidst your work...
1,000 i's repeating across the screen...
the last button your face hit when it fell.
You are respected
among fellow coders....
You continue to program,
following a decent rest.
Your website is outstanding,
outstanding among the rest.
Neatly line wrapped code
is spewed from your brain.
2,000 bytes in notepad...
you're going insane.
Callous fingertips press each key,
a freeze frame moment in the mind of the vein.
Each character is typed with such persision,
so not to sloppify the most magnifescent code ever squandered
from the deepest reaches of an enormous database in the back of your head.
along with much devoltion.
Persistance manifested,
put your plans in motion.
Countless hours,
lacking sleep.
The LAN party ends
and you're up on your feet.
Energy is lost,
you sit back down.
For the next 12 hours
the keyboard makes the only sound.
You fall asleep
amidst your work...
1,000 i's repeating across the screen...
the last button your face hit when it fell.
You are respected
among fellow coders....
You continue to program,
following a decent rest.
Your website is outstanding,
outstanding among the rest.
Neatly line wrapped code
is spewed from your brain.
2,000 bytes in notepad...
you're going insane.
Callous fingertips press each key,
a freeze frame moment in the mind of the vein.
Each character is typed with such persision,
so not to sloppify the most magnifescent code ever squandered
from the deepest reaches of an enormous database in the back of your head.
My name is Tim,
Strokin the side on my tin,
Watch this here,
it will make you grin,
Flying up to boston I will decide
you people are too damn ugly,
i need to run and hide.
After a while of creepin in the streets,
you need to listen to my beat,
you cant compete,
the pace in to fast,
you just wont last.
-bow-
Strokin the side on my tin,
Watch this here,
it will make you grin,
Flying up to boston I will decide
you people are too damn ugly,
i need to run and hide.
After a while of creepin in the streets,
you need to listen to my beat,
you cant compete,
the pace in to fast,
you just wont last.
-bow-