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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 8:14 pm
by hob_goblin
im keepin it simple, keepin it geek,
better than you and yo' immature phone phreeks,

keepin it true, from IDE to vide-o
play with visual basic ya script kide-o

A - T - H to the L - O - N
XP 2200, what makes us men

So, man... if you wanna be talkin trash..
Ill make sure to encrypt ya up like an md5 HASH!

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 7:13 am
by Johnm
Hey what's goin' on here
hey hold the phone
I'm taking control here
chmod 444, chown()

now I am the owner
I'll win this fight
now Direwolf is the only one
that can execute, edit or write


Direwolf

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 8:50 am
by aaronhall
some newbs if i ever seen 'em, got like 5 of you naggin'
oh, and sorry i broke up your game of dungeons and dragons
but its still an unfair competition, for me its like a ride
i must be too damn good for anyone to take my side

you started out imitating me, you thought i was frontin'
that is until i pushed your control, alt and delete buttons
and even though i'll have you guys rerouted and switchin
it's just some battle rappin', a friendly competition

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 8:50 am
by jason
The Phone Phreeks and hackers
script kiddies, and crackers;
They ain't got nothing on me
cuz I know my PHP.

You all want to be Gates's lover,
around his wannabe-OS you hover,
point-and-click all the time,
But your rhythm lacks in ryhme.

Can't handle a stable beat,
and you can't stay on your feet.
Just face it, just confess
you've been beaten by the best.

Your PHP is such a terror,
It's been riddled with "Syntax Error"
And your database design is lacking
I'll just put you out and send you packing.

Forget Objects, you can't handle classes,
You code slower than molasses.
And let's not talk about your XML,
You belong in AOHell.

So fear me, I am elite,
my ryhmes are sweet, I can't be beat.
Go, get out, throw out your PC,
just face it, you just can't beat me.

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 9:20 am
by aaronhall
you keep refreshing waiting for my next line, i knew it
i'm takin a <span style='color:blue' title='I'm naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> when i hear that 'new email' music
i've seen 4 year olds with better rhymin skill in 'em
and lets not talk about objects, you can't even spell polymorphism

you have the nerve to approach me with bad lines and meter
your rhyme scheme rocks back and forth, i'm watchin it teater
and i have a syntax error? That's a hypocritical question,
your last post just threw like 7 fatal exceptions.

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 3:12 pm
by hob_goblin
Hey, would anybody be willing to actually vocally say some of these onto a mic? My friend makes hip hop beats, and he is pretty good... i could get a beat from him in no time, and we could make a track or something...

just an idea.

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2002 5:09 pm
by gotDNS
Coding with passion
along with much devoltion.
Persistance manifested,
put your plans in motion.

Countless hours,
lacking sleep.
The LAN party ends
and you're up on your feet.

Energy is lost,
you sit back down.
For the next 12 hours
the keyboard makes the only sound.

You fall asleep
amidst your work...

1,000 i's repeating across the screen...
the last button your face hit when it fell.

You are respected
among fellow coders....

You continue to program,
following a decent rest.
Your website is outstanding,
outstanding among the rest.

Neatly line wrapped code
is spewed from your brain.
2,000 bytes in notepad...
you're going insane.

Callous fingertips press each key,
a freeze frame moment in the mind of the vein.

Each character is typed with such persision,
so not to sloppify the most magnifescent code ever squandered
from the deepest reaches of an enormous database in the back of your head.

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 4:59 am
by aaronhall
hob_goblin - find some black guy to do the recording for me... i'm only a writer heh

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:19 pm
by sam
woo, that was fun...

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:36 pm
by phpPete
I am NOMAD. I am perfection.
I will clean this unit of all imperfections...
Removing all malformed rhyming schemes...

STERILIZE!! STERILIZE!!

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:06 am
by aaronhall
i dont think pete should be able to flow anymore... lol just playin pete

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:14 am
by phpPete
ShoNuff!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:50 pm
by FlashAges
My name is Tim,
Strokin the side on my tin,
Watch this here,
it will make you grin,
Flying up to boston I will decide
you people are too damn ugly,
i need to run and hide.
After a while of creepin in the streets,
you need to listen to my beat,
you cant compete,
the pace in to fast,
you just wont last.

-bow-

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:39 pm
by sam
LOL, this still makes me laugh. :)

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:59 pm
by sam
lol, still laughing