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Introducing myself turned Battle rapping w/ comp. terms
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2002 5:10 pm
by aaronhall
Hey guys-
I just wanted to introduce myself (no, the title wasn't lying). My name is Aaron and I'm an admin over at the Walrus. I mostly do PHP/MySQL, but I can usually answer "general anything" questions too. I'm learning Java so watch out for me talking about things like "method overloading" and "polymorphism" just to confuse, and for no other reason.
Well, it has been fun. I've been up for 21 hours so... time to go work out.
Sleepily yours,
Aaron
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:39 am
by sam
Welcome... um, that is all.
Cheers Sam
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:37 pm
by llimllib
I'm a demon with the daemon
bringin' linux to the laymen
wanna battle?
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:00 pm
by sam
My handle 's Sam, I'm the dork with the 'puter
I get 'f'ed up on the bawls and I ait gettin' cuter
Cuttin' down from the XWind to the Shell
And my skills be l337 cause I don't know how to Spell.
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:13 pm
by llimllib
I'll scan ya like a :cuecat
then root ya from my red hat
c'mon son take your best shot
you can't even touch my honeypot
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:42 pm
by sam
Red Hat makes another wannabe
I stuck poo* in ya pot, and stole all ya PHP
I awk you out of the userlog
Then I 'kill 9' the process that ya runnin' on
*poo is being used in referance to the little bear that hangs oput in C.Robbins woods not fecal matter.
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:51 pm
by llimllib
Think you on computers? nah, papyrus
You are your own worst virus
I'll walk right up to your girl
and steal her with my perl
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:00 pm
by sam
your perl love my girl doesn't share more
cause your code I've seen, it's full of errors
Virus... yep I am a huge one
I mess you up make ya computa numb
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:03 pm
by llimllib
my computer numb? yours is deaf
my coding skills take away its breath
You'd best clean it up with a mop
'cause you've got a brand-new doorstop
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:04 pm
by MattF
/me stops the obscure poety...
Allow myself to introduce... myself...
I am Matt.. hereforward known as MattF - howdy howdy

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:10 pm
by sam
My computer's smart, it reinvents itself
then MattF comes by, to introduce himself
Your system 's weak, it can't take the weight
And your codings optimized for bill gates
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:11 pm
by llimllib
alright, I guess we were a bit off topic (and off-rythmic off-key and whatever off you want) but it was making my work day a lot more bearable.
and hi, i forgot to say in the first post, welcome.
Peace
Bill
PS Sam - thanks for the time killing! maybe we should start another thread for rhyming geeks?
OH, and:
don't talk to me 'bout Billy Gates
worldwide makin' 'puters paperweights
penguin comin' to save the race
just don't expect too many dates

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:22 pm
by sam
Yeah, we have a good volly going there. it was fun... We could start a new thread for it... But so much good stuff has come through here, BTW:
you mean tons of dates, tha ladies love him
they say he is cute, while I debug him
when you say I'm dumb you can't mean this
I'm a world renowned computer genius
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:28 pm
by llimllib
yeah, you're a computer genius
just like men are from venus
all your big talk just makes me snore
you invented the net just like al gore
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:31 pm
by sam
al gore that news is so passe
now gates owns .net and we all pay
I think your steam is starting to run out
so I stand up and grep my patterns out