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Best sketch comedy ever?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:21 am
by llimllib
Nobody was posting this morning, so let's generate something. Post your favorite quote after voting.

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:32 am
by jason
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:49 am
by nielsene
No one expects the Spanish colonoscopy!
-- Sluggy Freelance by Pete Abrams

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 9:03 am
by phpPete
I am the Cardinal Richelieu...




Personal all time Python favorite though:

You can't claim to wield supreme power just because some watery tart up and threw a sword at you!

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 9:07 am
by llimllib
How will you defend yourself against attacks with FRUIT if I teach you about Poin-ted Sticks?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 9:45 am
by volka
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:51 am
by twigletmac
C: I wish to complain about this parrot what I
purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's
wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mac

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:00 am
by jason
heheh....hehehe..I loved the skit

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:38 pm
by Takuma
I like The Simpsons :lol:

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:23 am
by Johnm
"Occupation?"
Re:"Stand up philosopher."
"Ah... <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> artist... did you <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span> today?"...

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:55 am
by gotDNS
"Who shot who with the what now?"