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tim
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crazy sayings

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You all have that grandpa/family member/co-worker that says dumb phrases all the time, ie:

"Thats like a cat burying poop on a cement sidewalk"

"Thats the cats meow"

"Slippery than snot on a brass door knob"

etc, please post some of these for my humor pleasure, if ya dont mind

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"Don't you think <adjective, noun> is cuter than poop?"
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What's always got me is the way Americans tend to say "I could care less" where we Brits say "I couldn't care less".
Surely the latter is more correct? If you can't care less then that means there's no care left? If you 'could care less' then that means there's some care left :o
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Post by d3ad1ysp0rk »

why add the nt, if everyone knows what you mean? we're lazy. :D
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Post by AngusL »

Then why not say 'Say care' for caring little, etc, with a whole dictionary of abbreviations! :P
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Post by Buddha443556 »

< PRONOUN > few beers short of a six-pack.
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"If you can get milk, why bring home the cow?"
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Post by tim »

lol i've heard the 'few beers short of a six pack' alot

hahah good ones
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Post by qads »

"A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines"

^^ i quite like this one :).

"A man who asks is a fool for five minutes. A man who never asks is a fool for life"

new tag line for dev forums? :P
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