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crazy sayings

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:25 pm
by tim
You all have that grandpa/family member/co-worker that says dumb phrases all the time, ie:

"Thats like a cat burying poop on a cement sidewalk"

"Thats the cats meow"

"Slippery than snot on a brass door knob"

etc, please post some of these for my humor pleasure, if ya dont mind

=]

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:36 pm
by feyd
"Don't you think <adjective, noun> is cuter than poop?"

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:50 pm
by markl999
What's always got me is the way Americans tend to say "I could care less" where we Brits say "I couldn't care less".
Surely the latter is more correct? If you can't care less then that means there's no care left? If you 'could care less' then that means there's some care left :o

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:45 pm
by d3ad1ysp0rk
why add the nt, if everyone knows what you mean? we're lazy. :D

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:00 pm
by AngusL
Then why not say 'Say care' for caring little, etc, with a whole dictionary of abbreviations! :P

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:33 pm
by Buddha443556
< PRONOUN > few beers short of a six-pack.

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:24 pm
by qads
"If you can get milk, why bring home the cow?"

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:36 pm
by tim
lol i've heard the 'few beers short of a six pack' alot

hahah good ones

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:48 pm
by qads
"A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines"

^^ i quite like this one :).

"A man who asks is a fool for five minutes. A man who never asks is a fool for life"

new tag line for dev forums? :P