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codewarrior
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Post by codewarrior »

nielsene wrote:Just realized that its probably a bad design decision to have the gal object evalute its own richness/chickness so were we go again:

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class Jerk 
{
    var $name;
    function Jerk($name)
    {
        $this->name=$name;
    }

     function evalutateGF($gf)
     {
          if (!($this->isRich($gf) && $this->isChick($gf)))
          { return "Dump"; } else {return "Dream About";}
     }
       
     function isRich($person)
    {
         return ($person->getMoney() > $LOTS_OF_MONEY);
     }

     function isChick($person)
     {
         return FALSE; // abstract, must be implemented by subclass
     }
}
LMFAO! ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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Post by nielsene »

You know this code be a good canidate for php tennis.....
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Post by JPlush76 »

ok niel you're scaring me now :)

lol
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Post by codewarrior »

Looks like some's got too much time on their hand! 8O :lol:
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Post by mikeq »

Or has a rich chick and can spend all day coding if he wants to.
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Post by phice »

Why dont we start a web programming business..?
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I'm up for it.. I could use some cash
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Post by JPlush76 »

I Searched on web design companies in my area and its so damn sad how someone learns front page and says they are a web design company :(
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Post by phice »

I'm starting one, actually. PerfectPHP.com. Just alot of automated PHP scripts... If anyone of you would be interested in joining me, and selling a few of your scripts, PM me on here, and we'll set everything up. :)

And to accept payments, I set up my own PayPal account, which everyone should do. Its free, fast, and very easy. (Not advertising :P)

So if anyone else is interested, we could start a huge selection of pay-per-script service. I think that would be sweet ;D
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