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The B I G posting challenge

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:39 am
by patrikG
is already over, we have two finalists: twig and feyd.
Twig's postcount as of 09:36 GMT on 06.10.2004: 4877
Feyd's postcount as of 09:36 GMT on 06.10.2004: 4873

I bet a 100 pixel wide graphic on feyd beating twig today.
Odds are 3:1.
(so I'd get a 133 pixel wide graphic if I win!!! :D )

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:52 am
by patrikG
Unfair! You have posted on this thread, thus illegally upping your postcount!

This be your first and only warning!

Also, would the contenders please submit the doping-control sheets back to the CAP++ (Committe Against Post++ -ing )?


inserted by feyd since I'm not allowed to cheat..
inserted by patrikG in reply
patrikG wrote:
feyd wrote:Let the games begin! :P

Twig's cheating! :lol:

not that it matters ;)
I've dealt with that infringement. Twig is making tea. You want some?

encouraging them

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:06 am
by phpScott
if you keep encourging those two prolific posters(good job people) then how is my poor sorry little rank ever going to get any better if they answer all the questions before I get a chance :cry:

GO TWIG I know you have nothing better to do at the office today three comments per post at least.

I'll take you up on that bet patrickG. a 133px picture if feyd wins.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:08 am
by patrikG
twigletmac wrote:Does it count if I post :lol: at the end of every new thread today... (and I'm not cheating I'm just lazy :P )

Mac
Ooooh! Well here are the rules:

Posts only allowed
1. on non-general threads
2. in answer to coding questions

Anything post on any other thread else will be disqualified and heavily penalised (don't ask me how, I am weighing my options here: cup of tea, two pints or somefink - I am open for suggestions).

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:09 am
by patrikG
twigletmac wrote:OK feyd - how'd you manage to scupper my companies internet access for the last hour or so so I couldn't post - enquiring minds want to know...

(Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me)

Mac
feyd | magic! :D I didn't do anything to your connection, swear! I don't cheat.

/taps the mike, squints because of the extremely bright lights illuminating every square inch of the ring


one...one...one...testING

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES and GENTLEMENT!

At last: DevNetWork brings you

Pitched battle of the bolstered Posters! This night could have many names! Fight to finish!

The Prize is the title "Official CAP++ Postcount Challenge Winner 2004"

THE CHALLENGE BEGINS

from the crowd

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:35 am
by phpScott
A scream of exitment eminates from the crowd as the match begins.
Beer flows, popcorn gets thrown and the crowd goes wild.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:41 am
by patrikG
feyd wrote:feyd | magic! icon_biggrin.gif I didn't do anything to your connection, swear! I don't cheat.
OOOOH! What a cunning move! While denying any involvement, feyd has disabled twig's internet access!

/crowd roars, some boo, some cheer, some whistle

This will be a dirty fight, ladies and gentlement. A dirty fight.

HOW will twig respond to this low blow?

twig

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:30 am
by phpScott
come on twig, fyed's catching up only 4 posts behind. more posting, I can would up a bunch of useless topics for you to reply too but fyed would just be able to answer as well.
GO TWIG GO :D

set up an auto poster or something. go to the db and modify your post total, any thing. I don't have a spare 133px picture to spare.

edit:
its neck and neck at 4:51GMT 4890 each, ahhhh to close to call

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:57 am
by patrikG
LADIES AND GENTLMEN!

A slight advantage to feyd, now: 4891 posts against Twig's 4980. Surely we will have to waitn and see another round in this remarkable challenge!

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:04 am
by qads
:D I bet on feyd, hes a lean, mean posting machine :D

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:04 am
by Draco_03
Twig didn't post since at least 10 min, i'll go see if she's alright
**sees Feyd go out of her house with blood everywhere on him**
8O

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:13 am
by patrikG
Just received confidential information, that there has been some illegal double-posting going on! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, can you believe, ladies and gentlemen. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! We have a near foolproof system, but these two cunning contenders managed to slip past all the safeguards. That gives you an indication of what must be going on behind the scenes between the two and whether the rumors that feyd disabled twig's internet access are true. I've heard, on the other hand, the she put glue on his keyboard in return.

One thing is certain, ladies and gentlemen, one thing is certain: this is tough, this is a really tough challenge. Obviously the gloves are off for both contenders, obviously both are desperate to win. They'll do anything to be crowned: "Official CAP++ Postcount Challenge Winner 2004"

/turns to his assistant and whispers: "Remind that we have to choose a less crappy title for next year."

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:29 am
by patrikG
qads wrote::D I bet on feyd, hes a lean, mean posting machine :D
What do you bet, sir? Odds are 3:2 on feyd vs twig atm. Odds are 3:2, please. Place your bet. No pixel limit on bets, graphix only. Terms and conditions apply.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:32 am
by Draco_03
PatrikG wrote:/turns to his assistant and whispers
Who's you'r assistant??

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:39 am
by patrikG
Draco_03 wrote:
PatrikG wrote:/turns to his assistant and whispers
Who's you'r assistant??
I have many. Most of them good-looking. And female. And programmers... ;)

Do I see anymore volunteers in the audience (points at phpScott)! AAAAAH! The man in the red shirt.
Very good.
/listens to something coming in from his earpiece
Yes.

Aha.

/turns to phpScott

Well, and: I hear you want to be the new assistant?

/presses his earpiece into his ear, looks to the floor

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES and gentlemen!
My assistant came back with an idea for a new title for the challenge (momentary score: feyd - 4901, twig - 4899. Given a correctifying correctifier due to double-posting and post-doping, we're still sitting at the edge of our seats! The new, and improved title is...

/waits for the drumroll

...is...

/no drumroll

GRR..err...is "OCAPOCHA 2004". Yes, you've heard that right.

/turns to phpScott

Speak after me: "Do you swear to write PHP, PHP, and nothing but PHP?"