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patrikG
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Here, have some ginger biscuits - helps when you've got sea-sickness coming your way:

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I always carry some with me, it's easy to feel dizzy in the face of reality. Happens to me all the time.
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Ok i give it to your charity but you have to support at first Turkish PHP programmers :) Because there is still no seminar/meeting about php in Turkey.. Grr >:(
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Did I mention the administration fees?
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Sure. My pencil can afford them. :D
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Due to the high demand we had to hire 10 more interns to cope with the extraordinary avalanche of enquiries. Hence administration fees are 99.781%. You're welcome to keep 0.229% of your pencil and send the rest to me. Terms and conditions apply.
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does that mean I get to be an assistant agian.
If you are paying your interns you are more then generous.

You can have my shiney nickle but I will have to send it COD, as i can't afford to send it.
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I had to put up one more post to raise from a lowly programmer to a MASTER so here is my exciting post.

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Yeah for me now I can go to the pub and celebrate and get utterly :?
yes I do lead a sad life.
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:lol:
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phpScott wrote:I had to put up one more post to raise from a lowly programmer to a MASTER so here is my exciting post.

blah


Yeah for me now I can go to the pub and celebrate and get utterly :?
yes I do lead a sad life.
You don't want to know what happened when I turned GURU.... oh that was a fun night... :lol:
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I've just raised my bid 25 fold to $0.25 Rupees. 8)
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woh... fellas!

go back to your PHP senses

(if you have any)
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Ok - here's an image of the folder:

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Yes, its big. As I said, I had to put my ego in there. Now it's too small (the folder, not the ego).

Bidding stops Thursday 12.30 GMT
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wow that is a darn right pretty folder, I've got a can of beer you can have as well as the remains of some scotch, heck you can even keep the empties.

Maybe I can get a government grant to help keep this precious folder in the UK.

If that folder is to small for you current ego, I want to see the size of your new ego. Will it even fit on your desktop or are you going to have to have to monitors to hold it :?:
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Yummy.

I raise my bid to $0.50 Rupees! Ha!
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Ha! Now we're talking...
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