PHP Virus!!!

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Jade
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PHP Virus!!!

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PhP – deadly programming virus.

Symptoms include:

· Impaired vision. As a result your question marks are always followed by >
· Your hearing is impaired by a continuous echo.
· Fractured, abrupt, or slurred speech. Most noticeably sentences are always followed by a semicolon.
· Markedly unusual mood swings. Commonly reported as getting a little loopy when you go out on a break
· And finally, drastic changes in thinking process. You start measuring things in terms of <life> and </life>

Don’t let this happen to you!! If you have any or all of these symptoms stop programming immediately and contact your doctor or you may spread this virus to others.
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i knew something was wrong with me. my english teacher was getting suspicious about my ; at the end of my sentences...
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Lol, i made this beacuse recently I was typing up something and I kept putting semicolons at the end of my sentances, and using ?> instead of just a plain question mark. Kinda funny, but I found it amusing.
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but I found it amusing.
as did i :)
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