PHP Virus!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:06 pm
PhP – deadly programming virus.
Symptoms include:
· Impaired vision. As a result your question marks are always followed by >
· Your hearing is impaired by a continuous echo.
· Fractured, abrupt, or slurred speech. Most noticeably sentences are always followed by a semicolon.
· Markedly unusual mood swings. Commonly reported as getting a little loopy when you go out on a break
· And finally, drastic changes in thinking process. You start measuring things in terms of <life> and </life>
Don’t let this happen to you!! If you have any or all of these symptoms stop programming immediately and contact your doctor or you may spread this virus to others.
Symptoms include:
· Impaired vision. As a result your question marks are always followed by >
· Your hearing is impaired by a continuous echo.
· Fractured, abrupt, or slurred speech. Most noticeably sentences are always followed by a semicolon.
· Markedly unusual mood swings. Commonly reported as getting a little loopy when you go out on a break
· And finally, drastic changes in thinking process. You start measuring things in terms of <life> and </life>
Don’t let this happen to you!! If you have any or all of these symptoms stop programming immediately and contact your doctor or you may spread this virus to others.