Marketing Project Management - the quick guide

Ye' old general discussion board. Basically, for everything that isn't covered elsewhere. Come here to shoot the breeze, shoot your mouth off, or whatever suits your fancy.
This forum is not for asking programming related questions.

Moderator: General Moderators

Post Reply
User avatar
patrikG
DevNet Master
Posts: 4235
Joined: Thu Aug 15, 2002 5:53 am
Location: Sussex, UK

Marketing Project Management - the quick guide

Post by patrikG »

What means what? "What what means what?" you may ask. Here's what:

ALL NEW Software is not compatible with previous versions.
ADVANCED DESIGN Upper management doesn't understand it.
BREAKTHROUGH It finally booted on the first try.
NEW Different colors from previous version.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY Developed on a shoe string budget.
EXCLUSIVE We're the only ones who have the documentation.
FIELD TESTED Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION All parameters are hard-coded.
FUTURISTIC It will only run on the next generation supercomputer.
HIGH ACCURACY All the directories compare.
IT'S HERE AT LAST Released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.
MAINTENANCE FREE Impossible to fix.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS It compiles without errors.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN Works through beta test.
REVOLUTIONARY Disk drives go round and round.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED We'll send you another copy if it fails.
STOCK ITEM We shipped it once before and we can do it again.
UNMATCHED Almost as good as the competition.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE Nothing ever ran this slow before.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT Finally got one to work.
User avatar
n00b Saibot
DevNet Resident
Posts: 1452
Joined: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:59 am
Location: Lucknow, UP, India
Contact:

Post by n00b Saibot »

had a management book for lunch, eh :!: :lol:
are you planning on giving some lectures in future on 'code management'.
I would like top hear on that :)
Post Reply