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My 10 commandments

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 4:58 pm
by hob_goblin
I got bored and made some web-commandments
1. PHP is the lord thy programming language.
2. Thou shalt not have other programming languages before PHP.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of PHP in vain.
4. Remember the day off, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor, and do all thy coding: But the seventh day is the break from coding: in it thou shalt not do any coding. For in six days PHP makes for coding time and the seventh day was left for LAN parties and sleeping in.
5. Honor thy admin and thy tech support.
6. Thou shalt not Deny of Service.
7. Thou shalt not use servers other than thou's own for webspace.
8. Thou shalt not steal code and clame thou as thy author.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow webmaster.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow webmaster's server, thou shalt not covet thy fellow webmaster's layout, nor his backend, nor his traffic, nor any thing that is thy fellow webmaster's.
what do you think?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 5:20 pm
by JPlush76
lol nice Hob :)

I like #10

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors code

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:00 pm
by Coco
do i get into trouble for having 3 days a week off?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:01 pm
by JPlush76
I'd say so, yes

unless you're spending your time off coding

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:12 pm
by Coco
*keeps quiet, tries to hide several computer games*
can we... ah... change the subject? :P

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:20 pm
by hob_goblin
i only did one day cause i was trying to stick with the original as much as i could

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:26 pm
by Coco
thats ok ;)
well jim i make up for it because for the approx 4 days a week i do bother i code about 14 hours a day :P

and i reserve the right to covet my neighbours dedicated server cos mines slow :crys:

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 7:52 pm
by phice
8)

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 9:35 pm
by mydimension
:lol: 5. Honor thy Admin and Tech Support - love it

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:33 am
by twigletmac
:lol: 8)

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 7:35 am
by m3mn0n
lmfao

i like #5

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 3:15 am
by Takuma
Blasphemy! :lol: (I don't know how to spell :wink: )

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:12 am
by Coco
good effort tak