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I usually don't post un-PHP-related topics, but this one had me lose control over my saliva.
Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Some of those are insanely hilarious.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Oh god, this one really got me. It reminds me of this other funny article (see the section title "Aron Ralston") from the best page in the universe.To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
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excellent!
semi on the same topic
things that make danzig mad:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/maddanzig.txt
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101 reasons why danzig is buffer than you:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/buffdanzig.txt
semi on the same topic
things that make danzig mad:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/maddanzig.txt
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101 reasons why danzig is buffer than you:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/buffdanzig.txt