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Post by pickle »

I usually don't post un-PHP-related topics, but this one had me lose control over my saliva.

Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
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Post by m3mn0n »

Some of those are insanely hilarious.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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I've seen that page about five times now.. and it never fails to make me laugh.
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Ditto, some absolute gems of comedy in there :)
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Post by n00b Saibot »

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
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To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Oh god, this one really got me. It reminds me of this other funny article (see the section title "Aron Ralston") from the best page in the universe.
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Post by m3mn0n »

This has its own website now, eh?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com [Viewer discretion advised] :lol:
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There's a coworker eyeing me sidewise worriedly (badly contained giggles will do that) - duly bookmarked for later...;)
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Post by shiznatix »

excellent!

semi on the same topic

things that make danzig mad:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/maddanzig.txt

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101 reasons why danzig is buffer than you:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/buffdanzig.txt
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Post by pilau »

There's also a same page for Vin Diesel facts.
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Post by mickd »

this kind of reminds me of barrens chat in world of warcraft in frostmourne, someone will always bring something up about vin diesel/chuck norris.
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Post by pilau »

mickd wrote:this kind of reminds me of barrens chat in world of warcraft in frostmourne, someone will always bring something up about vin diesel/chuck norris.
You're serious? Man how I wish the StarCraft Battle.Net was that creative! And I'm not sarcastic!
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