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Prepare to cry

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:58 pm
by pickle
I usually don't post un-PHP-related topics, but this one had me lose control over my saliva.

Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:14 pm
by m3mn0n
Some of those are insanely hilarious.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:44 pm
by onion2k
I've seen that page about five times now.. and it never fails to make me laugh.

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:49 pm
by Jenk
Ditto, some absolute gems of comedy in there :)

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:07 am
by n00b Saibot
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
:lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:31 am
by nigma
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Oh god, this one really got me. It reminds me of this other funny article (see the section title "Aron Ralston") from the best page in the universe.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:08 am
by m3mn0n
This has its own website now, eh?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com [Viewer discretion advised] :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:25 am
by Maugrim_The_Reaper
There's a coworker eyeing me sidewise worriedly (badly contained giggles will do that) - duly bookmarked for later...;)

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:45 pm
by shiznatix
excellent!

semi on the same topic

things that make danzig mad:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/maddanzig.txt

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101 reasons why danzig is buffer than you:
http://www.wesmokerocks.com/random/humor/buffdanzig.txt

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:30 am
by pilau
There's also a same page for Vin Diesel facts.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:41 pm
by mickd
this kind of reminds me of barrens chat in world of warcraft in frostmourne, someone will always bring something up about vin diesel/chuck norris.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:41 pm
by pilau
mickd wrote:this kind of reminds me of barrens chat in world of warcraft in frostmourne, someone will always bring something up about vin diesel/chuck norris.
You're serious? Man how I wish the StarCraft Battle.Net was that creative! And I'm not sarcastic!