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24. When Feyd looks at code he can actually see The Matrix...
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$feyd = 0;
sleep($feyd);
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25. Before name spaces was FEYD.
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26. Sensing that Feyd will reference it, the PHP manual does a quick fopen('/path/to/Feyd'), fread('Feyds_Mind') and fput()'s it on the DevNet forums before Feyd has to touch his computer.
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27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
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Roja wrote:27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
LOL :lol:
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patrikG wrote:20. Feyd can divide by 0
This one is actually true. :)
Skittlewidth wrote:24. When Feyd looks at code he can actually see The Matrix...
That's kinda how it works for me, seriously. Although..
Roja wrote:27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
is likely more true. But they were a fun diversion from "the real"
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28. Feyd knows the question for 42
29. Feyd takes a mysql_dump ;)
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30. Hundreds of PHP built-in functions, not known to you or I, are anxiously waiting for Feyd to tell someone: "You might want to look at...".
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31. When feyd uses emoticons, people die.
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32. Feyd invented something that stabbed people in the face via the internet.

(Bit obscure, that one)
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33. When you ring Feyd's doorbell, it makes no sound - it pings him wirelessly instead.
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Grim... wrote:19. When Feyd counts his fingers, he ends up with 9.

Okay, so that was a bit crap :(
Why not 1024?
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9 was good.

0 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

made sense to me :D
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Grim... wrote:32. Feyd invented something that stabbed people in the face via the internet.

(Bit obscure, that one)
I see there's another bash.org reader. :lol: Keep 'em coming.
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