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Skittlewidth
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by Skittlewidth » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:49 am
24. When Feyd looks at code he can actually see The Matrix...
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by phpScott » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:14 am
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by neophyte » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:36 am
25. Before name spaces was FEYD.
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by RobertGonzalez » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:11 am
26. Sensing that Feyd will reference it, the PHP manual does a quick fopen('/path/to/Feyd'), fread('Feyds_Mind') and fput()'s it on the DevNet forums before Feyd has to touch his computer.
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by Roja » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:14 am
27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
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by Skittlewidth » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:15 am
Roja wrote: 27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
LOL
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by feyd » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:20 am
patrikG wrote: 20. Feyd can divide by 0
This one is actually true.
Skittlewidth wrote: 24. When Feyd looks at code he can actually see The Matrix...
That's kinda how it works for me, seriously. Although..
Roja wrote: 27. Feyd scoffs at the Matrix movies. Feyd *IS* code.
is likely more true. But they were a fun diversion from "the real"
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by patrikG » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:32 am
28. Feyd knows the question for 42
29. Feyd takes a mysql_dump
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by RobertGonzalez » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:52 am
30. Hundreds of PHP built-in functions, not known to you or I, are anxiously waiting for Feyd to tell someone: "You might want to look at...".
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by patrikG » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:01 am
31. When feyd uses emoticons, people die.
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by Grim... » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:20 am
32. Feyd invented something that stabbed people in the face via the internet.
(Bit obscure, that one)
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by Grim... » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:29 am
33. When you ring Feyd's doorbell, it makes no sound - it pings him wirelessly instead.
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by josh » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm
Grim... wrote: 19. When Feyd counts his fingers, he ends up with 9.
Okay, so that was a bit crap
Why not 1024?
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by darryladie » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:33 pm
9 was good.
0 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9
made sense to me
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by evilmonkey » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:18 pm
Grim... wrote: 32. Feyd invented something that stabbed people in the face via the internet.
(Bit obscure, that one)
I see there's another bash.org reader.
Keep 'em coming.