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Drinking feyd cola gets me laid while coding :lol: :lol:
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57. When feyd gets mad, the world goes into (F)atal (E)rror (Y)ou're (D)ead mode.
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:lol:
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when feyd is looking for a info..he does an SQL JOIN
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When Zend announces the release of PHP6 for production, Feyd will have already released PHP14 (with several built-in libraries that will let you control the world by way of Feyd's newly developed wristwatch based server framework).
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I thought an Ode was a poem?

You all aren't very poetic are you? :P

Errrrrrmmmmmm *clears throat*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Feyd loves PHP
And so do you

Functions and classes
Logic and code
So many questions
Like, How do I load???

It's simple he writes
With fingers dancing the "QWERTY"
Sit back and be patient
The answer's coming in 30 - seconds of course

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His presence is known and felt in the board
Using cold fusion
Is like driving a FORD.

It sux at it's best
Thats not cause i'm zelous...
Feyd being best
That does make me jealous
I'm no Edgar Allen Poe or Ernest Hemingway...but... :P :P :P
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Nicely done Hockey. :lol:
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:lol: this is great Hockey!
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Think so guys?

So your saying I should quit my day job then? :P

Just kidding :D
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Hockey wrote:Think so guys?

So your saying I should quit my day job then? :P

Just kidding :D
Yup. The streets are littered with rich poets. ;)
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Post by alex.barylski »

patrikG wrote:
Hockey wrote:Think so guys?

So your saying I should quit my day job then? :P

Just kidding :D
Yup. The streets are littered with rich poets. ;)
I think the politically correct term these days is: Affluent Urban Entertainer

Or just busker :P

Or pain in the a??

Or get a real job... 8)
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#60: 20,000 feyds under PHP. (20,000 leagues under the sea)

Dunno if it even makes sense, but it rhymes and sounded cool.
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61. Feyd's switches identities when posting on PHPDN: he becomes SUPERFEYD!
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The Borg cannot assimilate feyd, for he is a Singleton baby yeah!
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Jenk wrote:The Borg cannot assimilate feyd, for he is a Singleton baby yeah!
ahahahahahaha
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