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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:03 pm
by infolock
(using a bit of chuck norris humor here)

62) Feyd uses a live rattlesnake for a condom.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:08 pm
by feyd
Whoa there, that's a tad bit racy.

I use pythons.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:57 pm
by Jenk
But rattlesnakes give extra.. I'll stop right there.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:26 pm
by RobertGonzalez
Twisted :twisted: , yet funny.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:55 am
by Mordred
He, there sure are gems to be missed in the old threads ;)

Okay, my try:


63. When they switch the matrix off it feyds to black
64. Posting PHP code without the proper tags is a feyderal offence

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:21 am
by Jenk
64 is a keeper!

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:44 am
by RobertGonzalez
I agree. 64 is a good one.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:46 am
by Luke
welcome to the community mordred... you seem like you've been posting here for years! You fit right in.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:06 pm
by n00b Saibot
most precious thread here in PHPDN... never saw it until now. very very nice...

65. It has been officially announced that in eighth book of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Code of feyd, Harry dies after his body could not withstand the magnetic flux generated by feyd's keyboard while he stood overlooking feyd coding. Too bad his shield which once saved him from most dangerous spell in the world, could not help.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:27 pm
by Mordred
The Ninja Space Goat wrote:welcome to the community mordred... you seem like you've been posting here for years! You fit right in.
Well met NSGoat and everyone ;)
I've not been here long, but it's long enough to see the helping hands (and feyd's not the only one, which is even greater). ;)
I'll be off to put some finishing touches to my obfuscated code entry ;)

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:37 pm
by alex.barylski
Mordred wrote:He, there sure are gems to be missed in the old threads ;)

Okay, my try:


63. When they switch the matrix off it feyds to black
64. Posting PHP code without the proper tags is a feyderal offence
Thats the best one yet :P

Thats fantastic... :lol:

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:39 pm
by Pyrite
Ok, I suck at these, but here goes.

66. phpDN is OBVIOUSLY not a Java forum because we are ALL multiple inheriting from feyd :idea:

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:16 am
by phpnovice27
24. Feyd has prophesied the end of the world will be in 5673 AD by writing a PHP program during the weekend instead of going to a party that he was invited to.

Ok that was a bit lame.