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Post by Benjamin »

Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.
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We're heading into dangerous territory here... Do we need to start issuing hints to join Caffeine Anonymous?

Wouldn't that technically make you a Sith...
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Everah wrote:Of course, that would make me a lazy force-using waste of force-having man flesh. But imagine the fun it could be at parties :D
TAMAVGD * 42;

<yoda-off>
I would rest easy knowing I'd never have to worry about losing the remote control again.
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EDIT:
Everah wrote:I'm just wondering if we can all come up with enough jibberish to fill up, say, 10 pages of thread?
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Let's keep it within reason...
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Maugrim_The_Reaper wrote:Keeper got red carded for fouling a Barca player about to score (a few seconds slower on the whistle by the ref and...). Then Barcelona went and missed the penalty...hahaha.
Contact? In football? Unless cursing the player is a foul. I don't watch too much 'football', but it seems gutsy for a keeper to foul a player.
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Burrito wrote:<yoda-off>
I would rest easy knowing I'd never have to worry about losing the remote control again.
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I was going to use that one, but I thought I would sound to stereotypically male :) .
Burrito wrote: EDIT:
Everah wrote:I'm just wondering if we can all come up with enough jibberish to fill up, say, 10 pages of thread?
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Let's keep it within reason...
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Aw man. OK. I'll try to find a reason to keep it within...
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In keep with the topic of weather, I am off to brave the 69 degree (F) sunny day that is East Bay, Northern California today.

EDIT | That was a sweet rhyme... :D
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Ok, so Charles Barkley, Jens Lehmann and a homeless girl are on a Curling team ... after practice the three of them walk into a bar ... the bartender says ...
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Two scientists walked into a bar.
Odd. You'd think the second one would have noticed it.
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Bill H wrote:Two scientists walked into a bar.
Odd. You'd think the second one would have noticed it.
:lol:
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You're stranded and alone on a desert island with a penguin, a chopstick and a half eaten banana. What do you do?

I totally have no answer for this. I just thought the combination of a penguin, a chopstick and a half eaten banana sounded funny.
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It's rained everyday for almost two weeks straight here in NE Wisconsin. --Eeek

Soon it'll dry up and be hot and muggy I'm sure....

BTW I'm installing Ubuntu 5.1 on my laptop.
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Icky sticky. About 50 days ago is started raining on and off in Northern California. It rained for like 38 days within a 40 day span. Then, the rain stopped. And it got hot (for Califonia anyway (props to burrito for his little stint in hell on earth)). And it has stayed really temperate for the last like two weeks.

This past Sunday I assembled a new Gazebo. The last two were destroyed in freakish windstorms that absolutely devastated my back yard. I blogged about the last episode after I got my camera out and took pictures. But back to assembling the gazebo. It was a record breaking day for heat in our area. And my wife and I were the only ones putting the thing together. And the thing weighted about 190 pounds in the box. And it is almost all metal. And my fingertips are still burned from the nuts and bolts.

Why do I share this? Why not. Afterall, this is the on-topic by being off-topic thread.
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<yoda-off>
All good things must come to an end...this thread being one of them.

the bantering may continue through tomorrow morning and then I'm locking it :cry:
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Fair enough. I think as soon as we started to try to go off-topic we actually ran out of things to post 8O . It was fun, but I am in agreement with you, burrito.

In the words of a wise Master...
Who wrote:When 5 pages long you reach, be as entertaining, you will not.
No wait, oh nevermind...
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PS I changed the name of the thread one last time. For old time's sake. :cry:
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