I'm just wondering if any one here fits all of the following requirements:
Yes that's the actual requirements for an actual job posting.Proficiency in common Web programming languages including: HTML, JavaScript, Perl, XML, .NET, and CSS. Familiarity and experience with advanced programming and design languages including: Flash, DHTML, Java, PHP, SQL, ASP, XSLT, .NET, and Visual Basic. Demonstrated proficiency with UNIX, Windows, and Macintosh server and workstation platforms. Familiarity with Web, FTP and email servers. A strong understanding of OAS, Omniture, and other Web tracking solutions a plus.
I've seen it before and you've probably seen it too. I'm just wondering do these people actually know what they want? Or do they like other non-coding types just want all their data problems solved. You know here are the real job requirements:
The other thing I'm wondering is (aside from Feyd) who here can honestly say that they know all that stuff. I'm talking KNOW it like: no references needed.Wanted one coding wizard 18th level or higher to pass magic wand over yon servers and thus make all our data problems dissipate into the abyss.
Please discuss. I'm interested in hearing your thoughts....