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Toilet Paper

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My cat shredded an entire role of toilet paper. It's all over my office floor. There isn't a square inch that isn't covered by little white peices of toilet paper. There isn't one peice bigger than few inches. The cat is sleeping in my chair.

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Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.
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I have a cat who doesn't fancy toilet paper but does fancy anything made out of latex. Yep, very often I'll find rubber gloves at my door or even worse....well I'm sure you can guess what ;)
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The Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.
LOL That is evil. I was changing the air filter in our air conditioner and I was worried about it crawling up in there and getting shredded..
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The Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.
I was thinking along the lines of...
Everah, as he force feeds the cat toilet paper, wrote:Eat it you little fuzz ball. You like it so much, eat it!
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Or you could fire it out of a potato gun (using the potato as a wad of course) into the side of a car. That would do the trick.
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Just grab it with two fingers and snap it's neck.
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I think we all know there is a million ways to skin a cat...

(I had a programming teacher who used to say that like 5 times a day)
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hawleyjr wrote:I think we all know there is a million ways to skin a cat...

(I had a programming teacher who used to say that like 5 times a day)
what a sadistic bastard
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Skinning is one thing, but teaching that little varmint a lesson is another.

I say you cover it in Peanut Butter, tie it's legs together will duct tape and hang it upside down to act like a fly trap.
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Don't skin it, just kill it. lol
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Post by Benjamin »

No more talk about killing my cat please :D
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OK don't kill it. Shoot paintballs at it.
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Paintballs for the win.
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Post by Benjamin »

It's seriously amazing how much damage these little soft furry hairballs can do.
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