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Toilet Paper

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:30 pm
by Benjamin
My cat shredded an entire role of toilet paper. It's all over my office floor. There isn't a square inch that isn't covered by little white peices of toilet paper. There isn't one peice bigger than few inches. The cat is sleeping in my chair.

8O

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:32 pm
by Luke
Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:37 pm
by hawleyjr
I have a cat who doesn't fancy toilet paper but does fancy anything made out of latex. Yep, very often I'll find rubber gloves at my door or even worse....well I'm sure you can guess what ;)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:39 pm
by Benjamin
The Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.
LOL That is evil. I was changing the air filter in our air conditioner and I was worried about it crawling up in there and getting shredded..

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:58 pm
by RobertGonzalez
The Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill it. That's what I'd do. Garbage disposal works good.
I was thinking along the lines of...
Everah, as he force feeds the cat toilet paper, wrote:Eat it you little fuzz ball. You like it so much, eat it!

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:59 pm
by Luke
Or you could fire it out of a potato gun (using the potato as a wad of course) into the side of a car. That would do the trick.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:06 pm
by daedalus__
Just grab it with two fingers and snap it's neck.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:09 pm
by hawleyjr
I think we all know there is a million ways to skin a cat...

(I had a programming teacher who used to say that like 5 times a day)

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:12 pm
by Luke
hawleyjr wrote:I think we all know there is a million ways to skin a cat...

(I had a programming teacher who used to say that like 5 times a day)
what a sadistic bastard

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:13 pm
by RobertGonzalez
Skinning is one thing, but teaching that little varmint a lesson is another.

I say you cover it in Peanut Butter, tie it's legs together will duct tape and hang it upside down to act like a fly trap.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:13 pm
by daedalus__
Don't skin it, just kill it. lol

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:14 pm
by Benjamin
No more talk about killing my cat please :D

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:15 pm
by Luke
OK don't kill it. Shoot paintballs at it.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:17 pm
by daedalus__
Paintballs for the win.

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:18 pm
by Benjamin
It's seriously amazing how much damage these little soft furry hairballs can do.