Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:40 am
my solution for almost every problem is to kill something. My girlfriend says I'm cruel... I don't see it.
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Bad, bad advice. In California you can actually get arrested for killing someone.The Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill her... its the only solution.
Everah wrote:Bad, bad advice. In California you can actually get arrested for killing someone.
take her to fort bragg and leave her there is another oneThe Ninja Space Goat wrote:Kill her... its the only solution.
Given the choice between an woman and surfing the web -- I would choose the woman every time. Let's face it ... we all spend too much time on the web and should be among humans more ... especially those of the opposite sex.hydroxide wrote:How do you deflect the incessant complaints about 'how can you always be on the computer' or 'you like the computer more than me' or 'if you look at one more website, I'm going to be mad?' What techniques do you use to take advantage of your precious computer time at home?
I especially like being among my significant other human of the opposite sex.arborint wrote:Given the choice between an woman and surfing the web -- I would choose the woman every time. Let's face it ... we all spend too much time on the web and should be among humans more ... especially those of the opposite sex.
I understand what you are saying here, but because my wife reads over my shoulders at times, I can't agree with youarborint wrote:I am married with kids, and being single with a girlfriend who wants your time is about as easy as life gets. It will be gone all too soon ... so I would recommend enjoying it as much as you can now ...
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$BenIsOnPC = true;
while ($BenIsOnPC)
{
$GirlfriendTalking = true;
}Bothkbrown3074 wrote:hahahahaha..dats some funny schiotmy question...does it actually get you off of the computer, or make you stay on longer?
I didn't say bings young and single was better ... just to enjoy it while you have it. I would agree that being married is better and that having kids takes life to a completely different level.Everah wrote:I understand what you are saying here, but because my wife reads over my shoulders at times, I can't agree with you. I will say that married life can be better than dating life if done right. Oh yeah baby, way better...
I find also:astions wrote:My girl sits behind me on her computer and talks.. and talks.. and talks.. and talks..
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$BenIsOnPC = true; while ($BenIsOnPC) { $GirlfriendTalking = true; }
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while($RobinOnPc){
girlfriend->nag();
}
while(!$RobinOnPc){
girlfriend->MSNCHAT();
girlfriend->MySpace();
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class Rant
{
$self->dave_on_computer = true;
while ($self->dave_on_computer != FALSE)
{
$Society->Friends->Tease($about_being_geek);
$Society->CoWorkers->Think('Treat Dave like Tool');
if ($Society->Girls->is_hawt != FALSE)
{
$Society->Girls->Think('lame');
$Society->Girls->Move('Run');
}
if ($self->Emotion->stress_level > $this->Emotion->stress_level_limit) throw new Exception('Insanity');
}
}