"A day in the life of a programmer."

Ye' old general discussion board. Basically, for everything that isn't covered elsewhere. Come here to shoot the breeze, shoot your mouth off, or whatever suits your fancy.
This forum is not for asking programming related questions.

Moderator: General Moderators

User avatar
daedalus__
DevNet Resident
Posts: 1925
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:52 pm

"A day in the life of a programmer."

Post by daedalus__ »

Before I say anything:

This is not safe for children. There is profanity, please don't click if you can't handle that.
This may not be safe for work lol.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/188678814.html

I couldn't resist writing the best code-joke ever.
User avatar
SomeOne
Forum Commoner
Posts: 27
Joined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:06 am

Post by SomeOne »

nice.... had a big lough time ... :)
timvw
DevNet Master
Posts: 4897
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:11 pm
Location: Leuven, Belgium

Post by timvw »

Given the code he wrote he shouldn't earn more than $10/hr anyway...
User avatar
Benjamin
Site Administrator
Posts: 6935
Joined: Sun May 19, 2002 10:24 pm

Post by Benjamin »

timvw wrote:Given the code he wrote he shouldn't earn more than $10/hr anyway...
LOL
timvw
DevNet Master
Posts: 4897
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:11 pm
Location: Leuven, Belgium

Post by timvw »

eg: (spot the bug :p)

Code: Select all

if ($this->monotony = TRUE)

I'd write that as:

Code: Select all

if ($this->monotony)
User avatar
Benjamin
Site Administrator
Posts: 6935
Joined: Sun May 19, 2002 10:24 pm

Post by Benjamin »

Yeah, no disagreement there.
User avatar
Luke
The Ninja Space Mod
Posts: 6424
Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:53 pm
Location: Paradise, CA

Post by Luke »

haha you can't even post joke code here without people ripping it apart. I love this place!
User avatar
MrPotatoes
Forum Regular
Posts: 617
Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 6:42 am

Post by MrPotatoes »

that whole white look i was reading like a caveman
thiscatis
Forum Contributor
Posts: 434
Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:00 am

Post by thiscatis »

Nice one!
User avatar
kaszu
Forum Regular
Posts: 749
Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:29 am

Post by kaszu »

LOL, this is good one.
User avatar
MarK (CZ)
Forum Contributor
Posts: 239
Joined: Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:51 am
Location: Prague (CZ) / Vienna (A)
Contact:

Post by MarK (CZ) »

Looks like someone needs to debug his life :lol:
User avatar
Oren
DevNet Resident
Posts: 1640
Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:13 am
Location: Israel

Post by Oren »

MarK (CZ) wrote:Looks like someone needs to debug his life :lol:
Now that was really good 8)
User avatar
kbrown3074
Forum Contributor
Posts: 119
Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:36 pm

Post by kbrown3074 »

dat was some funny <span style='color:blue' title='I&#39;m naughty, are you naughty?'>smurf</span>...
User avatar
daedalus__
DevNet Resident
Posts: 1925
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:52 pm

Post by daedalus__ »

Tim, you missed the joke.

EDIT: Also, four people asked me for my Resume. :)
timvw
DevNet Master
Posts: 4897
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:11 pm
Location: Leuven, Belgium

Post by timvw »

Daedalus- wrote:Tim, you missed the joke.
After a while the same thing over and over gets boring :P

Half an hour before i saw that post i recieved an e-mail from a collegue that wanted to invite us to his desk because he had some cake and wine for his birthday... The message went like:

Code: Select all

Person steven = new Person();
steven->IniviteCoWorkers();

while (steven->hasCake()) {
  steven->GiveCake();
  steven->DrinkWine();
  steven->TakeNap(new TimeSpan(0, 5, 0));
}
...
<off-topic>
Why do you always add a == TRUE, == FALSE, != FALSE, != TRUE to an expression that already evaluates to a boolean value? As you already experienced, it leads to errors (and to my personal opinion doesn't improve readability)
</off-topic>
Post Reply