the mother of all stupid stories - this is a killer..lol

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Buddha443556 wrote:Someone is actually getting paid to measure the genitals of Polar Bears!? 8O
At least it wasn't "I could get paid....!!"

arborint wrote:Thank goodness there are countries like Denmark who make some efforts to improve he planet while most other countries seem bent on destroying though a delightful combination of apathy and greed.
Yeaaaah! ... wait. Hey!
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The fact of the matter is, polar bear genitalia are an important scientific topic that requires care and sensitivity. We wouldn't want any bears in the locker room felling sheepsih about their 'bearhood' now would we?

On a side note, does that mean that animals in the Los Angeles area have no genitals, seeing as the air is so polluted down there that you can actually see it (the air I mean)?
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I am having a heck of a time getting any of the Polar bears down here to stand still long enough ... ok ... look left ... ok right's fine ... now cough ...
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So how do they get an accurate weight of the testicles? The more I think about that, the more I'm sure there's a correlation with the increase Polar Bear attacks on humans. :(
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The polar bears could always order neuticles. (If you search that the results may not be work safe, you have been warned.)
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Oh, now I know why I'm getting so much spam. Spammers mistaken me for a polar bear :lol:
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Now that I look at your avatar Weirdan, it looks almost like a small polar bear checking to make sure his are still there...
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Post by Benjamin »

LOL, My girlfriend said something similar, something to the effect of, "What's up with the hedgehog flashing itself"
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He just checking himself, what with all the pollution around and what not.
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Everah wrote:He just checking himself, what with all the pollution around and what not.

:D:D :lol: :lol:

You guys need to stop!! so I can stop laughing and concentrate on me project :lol:

-Matt
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