The Falcon vs the Enterprise

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What would happen is the Enterprise would open up a communication channel with the Falcon and Skywalker would wave his hand and say "you want to beam us aboard". The enterprise would then beam up Skywalker and gang and they would then lay waste to the entire enterprise ship.
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Burrito wrote:I'd say more like this:

Worf: "Captain, long range sensors are picking up a hostile vessel"
Picard: "on screen!"
Data: "It appears to be a cargo ship but is heavily armed"
Worf: "It is changing course to engage us, I recommend we fire photon torpedos"
Riker: "RED ALERT"
Troi: "I sense great anger and confusion"
Geordi: "Captian, I recommend we induce a six teir isotropic transistor layered particle stream with an anode modifier to mask our presence"
Picard: "Mr Data?"
Data: "In theory that would work caption"
Picard: "Make it so"

** meanwhile on the falcon **

Luke: "get this pile of junk out of here or that ship is going to blow us to smitherenes!"
Chewy: "Arrrrannnnghh"
Han: "Relax kid, we can't make the jump to hyperspace until we get the coordinates punched in!"
Chewy: "Arrrannnnnghh"
Luke: hearing voices in his head "use the force...." "Wait a second, I feel something"
Han: "Your Jedi tricks can't save us here kid, go help chewy fix that particle blaster!"
Chewy: "Arrrrannnnnghh!"
Luke: "No, wait, we can do this, the captain of that ship is really a lemur, I can sense it..."
Chewy: "Arrrrrannnnngggggghhh!"
Han: "Alllriiiiight, I'm working on it!"


/ damn it I just got called to a meeting... to be continued.
haha...and i thoughti did a funny impression of chewy...this is good stuff
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